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!! OMG, Lifetime inks yet another deal with Satan, is set to release a Christmas movie starring Grumpy Cat !!

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Lifetime keeps testing the limits of f*ckery and their viewers by seeing just what kind of level of crap they’ll accept as somehow watchable. The answer (SPOILER ALERT) is we’ll watch any old piece of shit just as long as it has Lifetime‘s gorgeous stamp (skid mark?) on it.
Just when you thought that the network’s spot-on “biopic” of Brittany Murphy‘s life, OR Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor, OR maybe Gina Gershon doing bumps on the dancefloor in a blonde wig as a drugged-out Donatella Versace was their “bottom of the barrell” moment — Lifetime has decided to make yet another deal with Satan and will release an upcoming Grumpy Cat movie starring the internet’s favourite meme titled “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever”. I think they may have forgotten the word ‘Movie’ someplace in that title…
Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Rec has been chosen as the one they will sacrifice to the Ruler Of Darkness to spew out Grumpy Cat‘s zingers in exchange for eternal life — some of which you can catch in the trailer below. The movie will premiere 29 November 2014 on Lifetime.

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!! OMG, looking for love in all the wrong places: The ‘Bitch Got Stuck In A Chimney’ Edition !!

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No, that’s not Lady Gaga and her two back-up dancers — it’s Miss Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa of Southern California, who is rewiring my brain to reconsider the imagery it would conjure up when it thinks of the words “HO HO HO” and “coming down the chimney”.
Genoveva (well excuse us with that name) had to be rescued from a chimney after getting stuck at the home of some dude she had reportedly met online. By 5:45 am, police responded to a report of a woman crying in the area. Gen was crying because she was stuck in the gottdamn chimney!
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Apparently, (according to the dude that lived there) this was Gen‘s SECOND attempt at entry and they maybe could have had some sort of a previous relationship too… Love hurts! Well… at least Gen got to keep this lil souvenir of glamour:
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[via global]

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!! OMG, RIP: Oscar de la Renta !!

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Sad news! One of fashion’s greats and biggest icons has gone up to the big golden palace in the clouds. ABC News has confirmed through a family member that legendary fashion designer Oscar De La Renta has passed away.
Oscar was 82 and was diagnosed with cancer in 2006. He recently designed Amal Clooney‘s dress for her wedding to George. RIP Oscar!

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!! OMG, Male strippers in quarantine after sitting just 3 feet away from Ebola-stricken nurse on Texas flight !!

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OK, that’s it! Now Ebola is f*cking with our country’s valuable assets! [kenneth]
Joshua Jackson on why he and Diane Kruger have yet to marry: “We’re not religious.” [celebitchy]
Here’s that Ben Affleck full frontal scene everyone’s been talking about [queerty]
Singer Charice spills the beans (and the frank) on Oprah: ‘My soul is male, but I won’t change my body’ [towleroad]
Erykah Badu busked in Times Square and only made $3.60 [dlisted]
Photoshop at it’s most-powerful: Kate Moss on the latest cover of W [ohlala]
Martha Stewart throws shade at GOOP [popbytes]
That sassy little bitch from the newscast who vogues puts his newfound fame to good use in anti-bullying message [boy culture]
Ansel Elgort (not a character from Harry Potter) get his abs out for Hero Magazine [socialite life]
From the UM files: Pat Roberston ‘You can get AIDS from towels’ [joemygod]
It’s a thing: The top 10 songs about butts [celeb cafe]
This week in movie trailers [unrealitymag]

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!! OMG, Hong Kong Chief Executive CY Leung’s daughter says taxpayers fund ‘my beautiful shoes and dresses’ !!

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Hundreds of thousands of Hong Kong citizens took to the streets to protest for Hong Kong Chief Executive CY to step down, and while that shit was happening, his princess of a daughter Chai Yan Leung was at home on Instagram letting the world know she gives a total of ZERO f*cks, and that Hong Kong tax payers paid for her all her finez jewellryz, shoes, and dresses. Basically, she’s handling the whole situation with style, grace and class, and her quote is one that would make Tila Tequila blush.

“This is actually a beautiful necklace bought at Lane Crawford (yes- funded by all you HK taxpayers!! So are all my beautiful shoes and dresses and clutches!! Thank you so much!!!!) Actually maybe I shouldn’t say ‘all you’- since most of you here are probably unemployed hence have all this time obsessed with bombarding me with messages.”

Girlfriend sounds like someone who’s super fun to party with – and by that I mean she’s completely batshit crazy and a total bitch. Check out her entire touching letter to her fans below in full!
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[via hongkongcoconuts]

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