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!! OMG, start your engines: Justin Bieber’s Drag Racin’ DUI Mugshot has arrived !!

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Justin Bieber was arrested last night for a DUI, drag racing (non-Ru related), and resisting arrest (police officers received only minor scratches and slaps to the arm). According to the Daily News:

Bieber, 19, was arrested at 4:11 a.m.
For his DUI charge it’s going to be a combination of alcohol and narcotics.
The singer was stopped near the 300 block of 41st St., near Pine Tree Drive in Miami. He was driving a rented yellow Lamborghini and going “up to 60” miles per hour in a residential neighbourhood where the limit was 30.
“He basically didn’t want to comply with none of the officers on the scene, questioning every order that they gave him. He wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets.”
“He was very uncooperative with the officers at the scene, using profanity.”
“There are five tests – I believe he failed all five of them”

Two things we can all take away from this is:
A) Never drink (or narcotic) and drive.
and
B) She surely wasn’t born with it. It was the Maybelline.
Let the artistic tumblr mugshot interpretations begin, after the jump!

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!! OMG, think of the children! Police Raid Justin Bieber’s House, Find Ecstasy And Xanax Party Underway !!

I absolutely refuse to belieb this! Apparently, the po-po raided Justin Bieber‘s home this week to gather evidence for a childish prank involving egg-throwing directed at his neighbour’s house, only to uncover an underground party ridden with heathen debauchery taking place — involving MOLLY and XANAX y’all! WOOOT WOOT! Never say never! According to PulseRadio:

Singer Justin Bieber’s house was recently raided by police, who upon entry, discovered drugs belonging to friend Lil Za, who was arrested on suspicion felony drug possession. Initially, the substance was reported to be cocaine, but is now believed to be Ecstasy and Xanax, though lab tests will be needed to confirm it. The police initially searched Bieber’s residence looking for surveillance footage that might serve as evidence the pop star was involved in an egg-tossing vandalism case that caused thousands of dollars in damage to a neighbour’s home. Damages were estimated at $20,000.
The suspect was identified as Xavier Smith, 20, who performs under the name Lil Za (pictured below). Smith was set to be released later Tuesday after posting a $20,000 bond, but while in the booking cell, he allegedly broke a telephone while trying to arrange his bond, and was then charged with felony vandalism for the phone incident, according to Los Angeles County Sheriff Sgt. Chad Waters, the watch commander at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s Station.

Now, my question here isn’t related to charges, but wondering which one of you will get on CafePress fast enough to make a mint on “FREE LIL ZA” shirts first?! Total goldmine! Thank me later!
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!! OMG, how tack-E!: The ‘E! Network’ apologizes after ridiculous ‘FUN FACTS’ pop-ups during coverage of the Golden Globes !!

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Now, I’m not one to clutch my pearls at much, but this was ridiculous: The E! network had bitches up in arms last night when during their coverage of The Golden Globes‘ red carpet they had some tastless pop-ups appear on screen which announced the year Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease as a FUN FACT!
The amount of fun, however, did not transcend the Twitter-verse, as people lashed-out in disgust as more graphics appeared, shocked when a second came up regarding Robert Redford‘s struggle with Polio as a child!
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The only explanation that comes to mind with this, is that the same hiring-agency responsible for the sign-language interpreter at Nelson Mandela‘s funeral hired the fool to do the FUN FACTS for The Golden Globes! It has truly been a year of low-key-televised-f*ckery at high profile events, and 2014 looks promising!
E! later issued an apology via the Hollywood Reporter, stating:
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!! OMG, the soothing song of 4 precious hate-filled lil angels: The Westboro Baptist Church’s Summer Anthem (Teaser) !!


Sometimes a stretched-out Winnie The Poo T-shirt and an old Tupperware bin can only contain so much.
So much TALENT AND GLAMOUR that is!
Check out The Westboro Baptist Church Quartet blessing us with their hate-filled and soft summer anthem (from?) above!
Are they destined for pop stardom, or WUT? I would really love to see them collabo with Eminem, Buju Banton or Alec Baldwin. On a side-note: I think The Westboro Baptist chix should really think about trying out make-up soon.
{Thanks, T!}

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