!! omg blog !!

music LOL gay politics movies tv
cute fail gossip art fashion candy

!! OMG, call the po-po: Father-son burglar duo arrested for burglarizing Felicity’s house !!

tumblr_mkpv2wkCXu1qkjkwao4_250.gif
Felicity Porter‘s Keri Russell‘s Brooklyn home was broken into while she was asleep yesterday at 3 in the morning. The burglars (who are a father-son duo?) stole a laptop, jewelry and a purse.

Police say she then found a window and front door open and her belongings missing. She called 911 but didn’t see the intruders. It wasn’t clear if anyone else was home at the time. Soon after, a 70-year-old neighbour awoke to find a burglar inside and called 911 with a description. Police canvassed the area and arrested a father and son. Some of the stolen property was recovered.

Thank baby Jesus she’s okay. On another note, hopefully they took Keri’s ceramic straightener away as police evidence, and we’ll finally get back to the old curly-Keri we’ve been missing since the 90’s.

» share:


!! OMG, he admits it: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admits to smoking crack !!

rob_ford.jpg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpg
Toronto’s mayor AKA The Penguin AKA Rob Ford finally broke down today, let his voice crack like he was experiencing puberty for the first time, and made his fair city proud by admitting to smoking CRACK!
Congratulations, Toronto suburbs (and people who put their money before morals)! I present to you, YOUR mayor! And thanks for helping to contribute to this highly entertaining and sad moment in Canadian history. Check out the actual audio recording below (UPDATE: AUDIO HAS BEEN REMOVED):

You know, aside from the fact that Toronto is red-faced (and bloated) for allowing this tool to run their entire city, I’m extra-gutted by the fact that both Chris Farley and Divine (out of drag as Glenn Milstead) aren’t with us today to step up to the plate, portray this shit, and snatch a Golden Globe or two when Lifetime finally decides to make a TV movie about this! Can you IMAGINE?! Check out The Daily Show‘s roundup of Rob Ford stinkers, along with a Vine clip of his contradicting quotes after the jump!
resize.gif

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

» share:

omg-post-separator.jpg

!! OMG, watch your step!: Photos of Bosnia’s Seemingly Peaceful Countryside Littered with Land Mines !!

Brett_VanOrt_11.jpg
War sucks y’all! It is not fun, and the consequences that are left behind really aren’t cute either. Brett Van Ort‘s photo series Minescape captures Bosnia’s peaceful countryside that is still very littered with explosive landmines today.
Brett places the serene photos next to images of prosthetic limbs and different dangerous explosive devices, and the contrast is jarring! Check out the rest of the series after the jump.

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

» share:

omg-post-separator.jpg

!! OMG, SURGED!: 33-year-old man spends nearly $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber !!

bieber6230_1813975a.jpg
Okay, so first up I just want to say you’re welcome! You now have your Halloween costume — grab the prosthetics, spirit gum, and the Ellen wig!
33-year old Toby Sheldon, a songwriter, has apparently spent his entire monetary savings (nearing $100,000) on constant surgeries that are meant to give him a smile and eyes like Justin Bieber.
Personally, I’m not seeing it — not only was Toby cuter before the surgery and I don’t think he should have f*cked with his face, but I think Toby needs to hit the bong a lot harder before his eyes begin to look like Justin‘s. Though, Complex kind of nails it when they suggest that Toby could totally get a job doubling for Team America‘s version of Matt Damon! (We are still in a recession, so take the work where you can get it! Trust!)
[via Complex]

» share:

omg-post-separator.jpg

!! OMG, white on white, translucent glass pipes: Bauhaus’ Peter Murphy pleads guilty to meth posession in hit-and-run, faces 3 years probation !!

Peter-Murphy.jpg
“Bela Lugosi’s Dead” and “Stigmata Martyr” are totes our jams round this time of year, and it makes us sad to think that former Bauhaus frontman, Peter Murphy has been “f*ckin’ with that Tina,” so-to-speak!
Murphy was caught after a hit-and-run on Saturday in Glendale, Calif. when he hit a Mercedes in his car and then fled the scene. When the cops finally caught him he either had props from a Breaking Bad set sale, or he had meth pipes on his person for real. After a hearing on Monday, he was sentenced to 3 years probation.
You know, Peter really should have known better! He should have followed Sky Ferreira‘s golden rules for getting arrested which are:

  1. Don’t flee the scene
  2. Opt for a designer substance
  3. Only rub on Saint Laurent models
  4. Pout at all times

Are you bummed that Peter won’t be joining Bauhaus on tour next month when they celebrate the 35th anniversary of the band? Will you be lighting a candle for Peter this Halloween?
[via slicingupeyeballs]

» share:

omg-post-separator.jpg