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!! OMG, handkerchief to mop up your grief: Suicideyear’s ‘Everytime’ remake !!

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Because even Jamie Lynn’s big sis Britney has a wee sob sometimes, ain’t no shame…hell, I get a cry-snot-bubble form in my left nostril every time I watch her video for ‘Everytime’…literally every time !
So I got super excited when I heard Suicideyear’s crunked-down version that I went and got those ANAL TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY THIGHS at how beautiful and Enya-esque it was sounding.
Hey Brits, time to dry those thighs, want a handkerchief to mop up your grief?!

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!! OMG, wave wrinkles goodbye: the ‘Facewaver’ exercise mask !!

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This young lady looks ever-so-slightly shocked and surprised, I feel awful for her that she has to wear that unsightly head-sleeve until which time her face heals from that atrocious house-fire she was trapped in…what do you mean this isn’t the burns ward it’s the nurses staff room?
Let me re-phrase that; this silly lady has nothing wrong with her other than the fact that she is wearing what looks somewhat like Nicolas Cage’s Face/Off FACIAL FLAP, the “ribbed for her pleasure” version with easy-release Velcro pads which she heard make your wrinkles simply fly away from you; literally, your wrinkles grow tiny-weeny limbs and scamper off!…OR NOT, which is probably the reason why she looks so blooming shocked and surprised, as she’s a nurse and should know better than to spend $60 on what is essentially an OVERSIZED MARIGOLD DISH-WASHING RUBBER GLOVE!
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!! OMG, New Yorkshire Terriors: HSNY’s doggie portfolio !!

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Check out Elmer here, he has a hollowed-out plaster cast carrot-colour-combo dildo for a leg, want to adopt him? Personally I’m looking simply to adopt his look…on me.
New York’s Humane Society obviously has a faggle-rocker on doggie-styling duties because these fellas are adorned with all sorts of kinds of neck a-cute-trements.
There were some shots taken of some woof looking dogs also in need of homes and with normal bare necks but that’s just not as fun or cute as having dogs with air hostess side-tie cravats and CRICKET PLEASANTRY BOW TIES, and you are NOT going to get adopted without the perfect spring-summer upper-spinal embellishment.
Follow the jump to see more of Richard Phibbs’ puppy portfolio.

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!! OMG, this owl is totes MOPTURNAL: Lightning and Mr Mopy are BFFs !!

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Erm excuse me [?] that’s totally a dirty skanky mop there buddy, no offense but really, that ragedy old flopper, really?!
I love that this hand reared fella is called Lightning because he is NOT the quickest owl in the tree. Lightning befriended this mop-head at ‘Screech Owl Sanctuary’ in Newquay, Cornwall and as soon as Mr Mopy comes out Lightning pops his fluffy ass on top and rides around the floor humping and cleaning and nibbling Mopy’s natty bleached hair.

“As soon as our workers begin to mop the floor, he is out of his cage helping. He absolutely adores that mop. He’s got lots of cuddly toys, but that is his preferred plaything.” __sanctuary owner Carolyn Screech

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This owl is TOTES MOPTURNAL !
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!! OMG, match making: Nancy & Donald’s lawfully wedded wardrobe !!

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Gay couples run the risk of starting to become a little Genesis P. Orridge after being together for a while, they start dressing the same, their hair starts looking the same and in no time your matching camo-shorts, tiny dogs and baseball caps make you look more like brothers-from-other-mothers than boyfriends and that’s some sort of stay at home shit, because hon, that Peters Twins thing is a whole other closet case!
Nancy and Donald -plastic garden flamingo inventor- Featherstone, however, just blooming went for it, they didn’t even progress, they just flipping went there. They’ve been wearing matchy matchy homemade shirts and dresses for 35 years now and have four wardrobes of matching outfits organised by season and occasion.

“We once saw Dr Ruth, the TV psychiatrist, in a┬ádepartment store. She was making her way over to us – probably to comment on our matching coats and hats – but we eluded her. It’s one thing to get negative comments from strangers but quite another to have unwanted psychological suggestions.”

Follow the jump to see some flavourite [along with their permed poochie pal] paralleled print pairings…well isn’t that just the cutestest thing what ever did done?

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