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!! OMG, Mama Knows: Isabella Rossellini’s 3rd season of ‘Green Porno’ !!

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Lancôme model and ‘Blue Velvet’ actress Isabella Rossellini is no stranger to dressing as various manimals and letting us all know how tweaked-out Mother Nature can get:
In parts 1 and 2 of ‘Green Porno’ Isabella discussed the sex-pest of insects and then the sex life of the soggy wet people that live under the sea, so for her 3rd installment she gets all ‘Mama knows’ when she reveals the bonkers habits of animothers and their spawn babies.
You can view the episodes thus far over at SundanceChannel, which includes the most recent eating habits of hamster mamsters, who often get a wee bit peckish when popping dem babies out.
I myself have been known to stumble out the club at 3am and grab a portion of fries and a bag of deep fried hairless hamster baby popsicles, ain’t no big deal, as long as you don’t baby-barf them up again!

[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, Cole & Rubber: Lily Cole’s ‘Wild Rubber’ !!

English model Lily Cole has created a short film for Sky Rainforest Rescue in Acre, Brazil with the aim of helping to protect one billion trees from deforestation.
The film consists mainly of footage shot on an 8mm camera she bought in Paris with fellow Brit and film artist Tacita Dean, and contains images of a rubber-tapping community in Feijó, who’s livelihood is threatened by continued deforestation.
You can read a quick Q&A over at NOWNESS, where Lily discusses the accompanying rubber dress that Vivienne Westwood made specially for her to wear at last week’s Met Ball.

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!! OMG, get a dog handler: ‘Dogs That Cannot Even Handle…’ !!

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Do you know what I can’t even handle right now, Buzzfeed’s ’33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now’!?!
You know what is more specifically hard to handle right now, Buzzfeed’s ’33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now’s’ ‘number 24’, which is literally a DOG WITH HANDLES that cannot even handle it right then!?!
Follow the jump for our least handlable dogs that cannot…or scroll through Buzzfeed’s full plethora of dogs that are not really handling all sorts of things right there.

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, pyjama party: Lonely Girl Big Pants !!


When RuPaul says “you better work” what she’s talking about is that moment when you realise you actually really did leave the house wearing only your Stewie from Family Guy FLEECY INCONTINENCE PANTALOONS and by the time you notice you are already elbow deep in the Walmart makeup section bargain bin, so you better try and clime into that same bargain bin and hibernate until you die from shame or “you better work”. [p.s. don’t work at Walmart, that’s not what this means].
Favourite sections?; the down-the-aisle forwards roll to star jump and the “I’m a shy fleecy pterodactyl behind the wall of discounted toilet roll please don’t look at me, just a fleecy pterodactyl, not much, please ignore” part.
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!! OMG, SHOE gotta see these: the Uggliest of the Uggliest Uggs !!

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The name ‘UGG’ is simply the abridged version of the original name for the common UGG which was “UGGly as all hell, don’t you dare wear these; they are a joke and we are laughing so hard that you are still buying this crap and dumping around your fallen-arched flat-ass soggy feet in these soggy lumps of UGGly loaves of bread UGGly UGGliest UGG UGG”..I can see why they shortened it simply to UGG!
UGG is also the sound one makes when they start to vomit at the realisation that somebody somewhere nearby is wearing them for God’s sake…UGGgghhhh!
Buzzfeed has compiled a list of the UGGliest of the UGG…which I couldn’t agree more with, with one exception that they thoughtlessly overlUGGed…the one UGG that makes all other UGGs loose their minds? The ‘UGG-CROC’ of course, of which I have lauded above [Pink Power Ranger version] as a hop, step and dump into Buzzfeed’s ’20 Pairs Of Uggs That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity’ list.

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