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!! OMG, best before dates: Haruhiko Kawaguchi’s ‘Flesh Love’ !!

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Japanese photographer Haruhiko Kawaguchi invites couples that he meets in nightclubs back to his apartment where he puts them in plastic bags and vacuum packs them to ‘preserve their love’…eeeeeeeeeeeee !
For his project, ‘Flesh Love’, he’s photographed nearly 100 couples; with the men freaking out more often than the women do [I’m sorry why is everyone not just freaking out right now?]. Kawaguchi says that one guy even peepee’d in his vacuu-bag one time…girl if that was me, my photo would look like a NUTTY BROWN FOIE GRAS PÂTÉ PRESERVATION POUCH; I’d have shat my bag as soon as I heard the vacuum cleaner hOnk!
Follow the jump to see some of the charcuterie couples Haruhiko has sealed for freshness, some are NSFW, even if you work at Bulk Barn restocking the jerky tubs.

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!! OMG, Fish You Were Here: The Face of Furry Creek !!


Now that Naomi Campbell has finished announcing herself as the winner of ‘The Face’, it’s time to go fishing for ‘the other Face’, this time for a small Canadian mountain town known as Furry Creek; although these hopefuls look like they are partaking in the spinoff series called ‘FACE LOOKS LIKE A FURRY CREEK’.

Starring, among others, Cotton Venus; head of Vancouver drag slags ‘House Of Venus’ and directed by Mark Kenneth Woods, the series begins on OUT.TV Canada on June 3rd.

…and if everything goes tits-up for the contestants, well I guess they’ll be without a spanking paddle up FURRY SHIT CREEK, I know I’ve been there on holiday before!

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!! OMG, CUTE ALOR!: French baby French kissing French bulldogs !!

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OK, I don’t even know if this baby is French, not that it matters, baby’s don’t even talk so it’s not like he’s going to say “je suis francais” or whatever that means. I think it’s cute that they got those shots of the baby with the puppies in a pile on the crochet cushions, I think it’s less cute that they gave their newborn baby and their dogs Diazepam in order to carry out their insta-plans.
Jump in to see the other retro-filtered pictures of the insta-Diazepam photo shoot

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!! OMG, hyspherical!: Chow Puppy get’s his fluffy ass kicked by a bowl !!

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Whaaat?!
Please, you ain’t never seen a puppy stuck in a mixing bowl before?
Of course he can’t get out, he’s SPHERICAL for Christ’s sake, he’s a fluff ball, literally!
He’s all rolling around in there like a lemon cake batter, I wouldn’t even get round to baking him, he’s so cute and helpless I’d eat him in cookie dough form, just raw like that, with a wooden spatula, like easy-bake Meow Mix but puppy powder flavour version!
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CHOW DOWN on the cooking how-to video after the jump!

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!! OMG, soak – it – up: ‘God Loves Capybaras’ !!


Entitled ‘長崎バイオパーク カピバラたらいの湯’ or ‘Capybara in woody washtub’, these cute mini BUNNY-HIPPOS are just chillin’ in the tub, some scented candles, a good book, Mariah’s ‘The Ballads’ on repeat; they have to do anything they can to chillax after that stressful ‘God Loves Capybaras’ photo shoot with Shirley Phelps, “oh hon, was that ever stressful?!”:
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[via papermag]

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