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!! OMG, One DirEGGsion: terrible 1D fan-art !!

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My mom used to tell one of my sisters that because she ate so many baked beans, she would wake up one day as a giant baked bean…and never bothered telling her she was joking, so my sister of-course could barely get to sleep in the fear that she would wake up as a SOGGY TOMATO-BASED BEANY HOT MESS…poor little bean!
Well if One Direction ate too many of Edie’s ‘eggy-weggys’…they too would be destined for the breakfast frying pan.
As they are now eggs and no longer with us as people any more, we will have to make do with the lasting memory of the 1D boys through the medium of appalling fan-art drawn on spiral-bound ‘art-paper’…looking more like they were hit in the face WITH the breakfast frying pan!
“One way, or another, I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna sketch ya sketch ya sketch ya sketch
…I’ll sketch ya, I’ll sketch ya!”
[thanks kevin!]

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!! OMG, Zumber-boogie-ballet: Jessica & Hunter in ‘Peek-a-boo’ !!

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Ke$ha and Mitch Hewer are back…and you know it’s a good night when Lana Del Gay peek-a-pukes in Tia and Tamera’s pool!

“The first time I saw Jessica and Hunter at the park I actually thought they were homeless clowns”

Watch Jessica and C_NTer the -NSFW- homeless clowns after the jump:

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!! OMG, Meteoric!: Meteor Fireball Explosion in Russia !!

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So, you know, this blooming great meteor fireball fell out of the sky in Chelyabinsk, Russia earlier today [Russian time], shattering windows, disrupting cell service and injuring -reportedly- nearly 1’000 people, [more likely about 300] with damage reported in 6 different cities.
The English Language Russian news source RT.com reported this:

“A missile salvo blew the meteorite to pieces at an altitude of 20 kilometers, local newspaper Znak reported quoting a source in the military.”

Sounds like a ‘sources close to Lohan‘ -type situation, point being OMG HOT MESSki!

Jump below to see beautiful but obv shit-scary video footage of the meteorite.

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!! OMG, Does my ass look Buffy in this?: BtVS style-guide !!

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I was watching Buffy the other night with my good friend Mrs Cobbles; Season 4 Episode 18, where at one point Willow asks Buffy if she still loves her despite having spilled ‘something purple’ on her peasant blouse
…PEASANT BLOUSE?! Geez, that’s some unknown level of fashion frump.
This said, my flavourite Buffy outfit ever was her yummy sushi pyjamas in the episode where the Scooby Gang were hiding out in Gile’s basement.
There have been many Buffashion Faux Pas’ throughout all seven seasons, not to mention Willow’s Fashion Willaux-pas, which often include some sort of HAND-STITCHED PATCHWORK KANCKLE-LENGTH SKIRT and a DUMPY FELTED CABBAGE-HAT…oh and a variety of CHOKER-SHOCKERS throughout the years…so many chokers for Willow I’m surprised her head didn’t just pop right off of her velveteen shoulders at some stage in season 5!
Well collegefashion.net have compiled a style how-to for Buffy, Willow, Xander and Giles [girls versions], Tara and Anya.
Choose you style-Scoob..don’t you dare wear the peasant blouse though or Joan Rivers will hunt you down and steak you in the heart!

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!! OMG, “It’s Oh So QUIT!”: Björk cancels Biophilia Kickstarter !!

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APParently people weren’t “Biopheeling [so] generous”!
A few days ago we posted Björk’s Biophilia Kickstarter on omgblog, where Bjork and her techy-team were looking to raise as much as £375,000 to develop the app for Windows 8 and Android.
They raised less than 4% of this before Kick-stopped the campaign a few hours ago, due to unforeseen labour oversights, posting the following Björk-written note on their site:
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[Thanks Nick for the tip!]

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