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!! OMG, they’re chillin’ by the fire while they’re eating fondu: Franco does Bieber !!


Maybe James Franco and –‘Days of Our Lives’ actress- Ashley Benson have also been eating the ganj, in true Bieber style. This video definitely has that do-it-yourself-because-you-discussed-it-whilst-stoned feel to it. But then who doesn’t appreciate FLESHlight twerking hotel room sing-a-long-song VHS? …and I’m not stoned…yet.
Just about to ring Franco on my Room Service Franco-phone and see if James wants to come don a leopard-print one-sie and a floor length jungle trench and do SHANIA…again.
“Man. I’ll squeal like a woman”
Thanks Kevin!

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!! OMG, HOW BITTER: Carrie Fisher, “Dear Princess Leia” !!

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Writer and Actress by day, bagel-headed bedsheet-wearing gun-wielding princess by night; Carrie Fisher has had enough of that bitch Leia and all the fan-mail and adoration she gets whilst Carrie continues to get “bloated and evil with age”. So she decided to write her a snail-mail to -erm- VENT A LITTLE about her “post-galactic stress disorder”:

“fending off water-retention, weight, and wrinkles in the same way you fight for the glory of whatever the f*ck all that was about–a universe glowing with peace and fairness, Ewoks cavorting in their force-filled fields?”

Read the whole penpal-chainmail-galactic-complainathon HERE.
Shit Miss Fisher, don’t let that CRUSTY-BAGEL-HOE get CHU[baka] down!

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!! OMG, HAZEALIA HOT MESS: Azealia Vs Angel Haze !!

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No mention of Azealia and Angel’s Lil’ Kim / Nicki Minaj-style twitter twatter spitter spatter here [or Azealia vs Perez for that matter patter], however a dis track is always funful, and sounds nice and audio whatnot.
Who shat on her head bettererer?


Oh ladies, pipe down, can’t we all just poop-a-scoop and move on?

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!! OMG, Calvin Klein asked for his Macdonald’s burger ‘medium rare’: Nick Gruber Interview !!

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A couple of weeks back the NYPost ran THIS interview with Calvin Klein’s ex-bf, former Gay Porn model and all round sweaty butt-hamster Nick Gruber.
He tells of how Klein basically kidnapped him and made him take a 2 hour lie-detector test -with an ex-detective by the name of “Dr.Love”- and the article chronicles his drug bust [cocaine in his Calvin’s – obv] and his subsequent new love, who describes Gruber as follows:

“…he is a cross between Kim Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo,” says Luciano, “There’s a lot of drama in his life…”

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