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!! OMG, Japanese Squeeze: ‘Tokyo Compression’ !!

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Talk about fudge packers, I thought the subways were squishy in London and New York, and the passengers pushy in Gay Paris, but this is a blooming TRAIN-CRASH-HOT-MESS.
Tokyo has over 35 million sardines [I mean people] working in an area of only 8’000 square feet, which basically means a mother load of commuters. I love their solution to the strain on transportation “hey lets just squish them in…problem solved”.
No really, they have employed “passenger arrangement staff” -otherwise known as “people pushers”– to squash and squeeze commuters into the train at every stop along the way. I’m not entirely sure how safe this fudge-docking-factory-farming-choochoo is.
Reminiscent of when Jack bonks Rose in the sweaty carriage on the Titanic, Hong Kong-based German artist Michael Wolf has taken to snapping the squish.
Click below to see his beautifully serene sardines, and a video of the “people pushers” at work…YOU BETTER WORK!

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!! OMG, “oooooooh girrrrrl, you got bog-rolled”: toilet paper prank !!


Oh dear, she really does take this well. Watch till 1.27 cos the second time is funniererer.
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing; that he blew bog-roll in her face and posted it on the intra-net for all to see, or that she walked through the front door with an Aldo bag, and he posted it on the intra-net for all to see ?!

“you’re gonna wipe your ass with that”

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!! OMG, he needs some Gaydvice: Coming Out the Married Closet !!


On December 15th, this video popped up on the intra-net; Caleb Railey, asking for some advice on dealing with his split from his wife of one year, brought about by his coming out.
The comments on this have varied greatly. Some people have been supportive and offered real advice to him. Others have blasted him for not realising sooner, which is shocking as however confident you feel in your own sexuality, it’s not fair to assume that other people are ready to come out even if “it’s really obvious to everyone”, that’s not for ‘everyone’ to push back onto that person.
Some people have claimed it’s fake and that he is seeking attention. Regardless of it’s validity, I think it’s important that this video exists as it brings up a predicament which IS real for so many men who get married and then down the road realise they want out the closet.
I struggled to come out at 14, even though my family are like a nudist tell-all reality series [kind of like the Kardashians and a tad Honey-Booboo] and can’t imagine what it’s like to do that years or even decades later, with a wife and kids to consider.
What Would Tyra Do? Well apart from giving him a free limited edition Tyra Banks sparkley-Vaseline tub, she’d be supportive and give her wrinkle-free head-tilt concern-face! No ?!
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!! OMG, The World is going to Shit: Joey Arias is going to Pie the Pope !!

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OK, I get it, you’re like totally freaking out right now, you can’t think straight cos you lost one of your glow-in-the-dark wedge heals and you only have a few whoars before the apocalypso. Chill out girl, Mama Joey, she gots some ideas for you to answer the age old question; “If it was the last day on earth, what would you do?”
Well, HERE is what Joey would. Now go get creative and shat on that one who gon pissed you off that time. Hey, it’s the end of the world, there’s no consequence to shatting-on-’em.
[unless it’s all just a MAYAN FARCE and then -oops! You just shat on someone’s head! How are you gonna follow that one up?

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