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!! OMG, the ‘Liz & Dick’ reviews are out: ‘Drinking games were made for movies like this’ !!

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“It’s an instant classic of unintentional hilarity. Drinking games were made for movies like this. And the best part is that it gets worse as it goes on, so in the right company with the right beverages, Liz & Dick could be unbearably hilarious toward the tail end of the 90-minute running time. By the time Lohan is playing mid-’80s Taylor and it looks like a lost Saturday Night Live skit, your body may be cramped by convulsions.”

— Tim Goodman of The Hollywood Reporter reviewing Lifetime’s laughably bad Elizabeth Taylor biopic starring Lindsay Lohan

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!! OMG, new details: Meet Kevin Clash’s rape accuser !!

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It’s suddenly unsurprising that Sheldon Stephens falsely accused Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash of statutory rape, now that we know the 24-year-old aspiring model has a long and winding criminal history. Since 2009, Stephens has been arrested several times, including for once robbing his employer — during an internship at DP Music Entertainment Group — at knifepoint, stealing $250,000-worth in jewelry. At knifepoint! I guess Clash has the misfortune of being attracted to the bad boys…
[via queerty]

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!! OMG, drumstick microphone: ‘It’s Thanksgiving’ !!


I’ve tried to resist posting Nicole Westbrook‘s “It’s Thanksgiving” music video (because it’s a legitimately painful song to endure), but it seems I’ve been left behind. No doubt Nicole is the next Rebecca Black, which means we can expect to see her pop up in a Katy Perry music video sometime soon.

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!! OMG, it was bound to happen eventually: Burger King now delivers !!

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Have it your way… at home! That’s right, Burger King is slowly rolling out a plan to incorporate home delivery service into its fast food restaurants. Despite an 83% drop in profits this quarter — or perhaps because of it — the royalty burger chain is experimenting in a few of its mid-Atlantic and southern Florida locations with bringing hot burgers and fries to customers where they are at their most comfortable: on the couch. That is, for a small delivery fee. The latest hub to try out the new policy is in Miami, where the company is based. If all goes according to plan, expect to see Burger King stores even more empty than they already are.
[via time]

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!! OMG, for the record: No, Rod Stewart didn’t suck n’ swallow seamen semen !!


I know everyone’s making a big deal out of Rod Stewart‘s appearance on Katie Couric‘s talk show, where he set the record straight about the semen-guzzling rumor that’s followed him for 20 years — but, come on, is this really what we’ve been reduced to? OF COURSE it isn’t true that Stewart blew so many sailors in a San Diego gay bar that he had to have his stomach pumped! That only happens in gay fantasies.
The singer clarified the origin behind the story in his autobiography (which he went on Katie to promote, naturally), explaining that his vengeful former manager Tony Toon “fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped…I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship’s worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. With minor variations…this story has stayed with me ever since. Say what you like about Tony Toon — and God rest his soul — but he was good at his job.”

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