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!! OMG, accused: John Doe suing John Travolta for sexual battery !!

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The great unsolved mystery of our time has been solved, people: We now know what John Travolta‘s peen looks like. The movie star is being sued for allegedly inappropriately touching and making sexual advances toward a masseur, who described Travolta as being “roughly 8 inches in length” with “wirey and unkempt” pubic hair. Known as John Doe, the Texan masseur says Travolta “shamelessly stripped down naked” while he was “semi-erect,” and then said, “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!” when the masseur rejected his advances. Of course, the actor’s camp is refuting the allegations, telling TMZ, “This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication. None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred.
(via Socialite Life)

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!! OMG, again?! Amanda Bynes sideswipes another car !!

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Maybe Amanda Bynes shouldn’t be driving. At all. After being pulled early last month for driving under the influence and sideswiping a police car, Bynes has again dispatched the cops when she sideswiped a pick-up truck with her Range Rover… and continued driving. The driver followed her to a gas station when six police cars responded to his 911 call. But that proved to the climax of Bynes’ Friday afternoon. “It turned out the damage to the pick-up truck was so minor that it was very plausible she had no idea that she hit anyone,” said LAPD Sgt. Ben Zucker. “Because of that, we decided not to charge her with hit and run, took a traffic report instead and sent her on her way. There were no arrests made and no one was injured.”
(via People)

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!! OMG, he did WHAT?! Man licks monkey’s butt and then admits to it !!

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Butt licking isn’t exactly foreign territory for most !! omgblog !! readers, but the story of a monkey’s butt, a man’s mouth, and a peanut will most likely still fall in the “shocking” category. Wuhan Zoo employee Zhang Bangsheng apparently became so concerned when a Francois’ leaf monkey showed signs of constipation after eating a peanut that he coaxed the little diddy out with his tongue for about an hour. (And then he and the monkey shared a cigarette.)
(via Gawker)

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!! OMG, the fattest cat in the world: And his name is Meow !!


Weighing in at 39 pounds, this cat known as Meow is the kitty obesity equivalent to a man weighing 600 pounds. The Santa Fe Animal Shelter where he lives — after being dumped by his 87-year-old former owner — is on a mission to whip Meow back into an appropriate weight of 12 pounds. Maybe someone should call Jenny?

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