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!! OMG, his butt is on my iPad: Bernie Madoff !!

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Takes one to know one. In a strange twist of sartorial fate, Wall Street lawyers, bankers, and hedge funders are shelling out $500 a pop for iPad cases made out of Bernie Madoff’s pants. The tech-sacks are the creation of web designer John Vaccaro, who snatched up the billionaire’s wardrobe when his estate was put up for auction to reclaim a part of the $65 billion he stole. The first cases were made from a navy Dior sweater and a Bergdorf Goodman sweater vest, with newer editions being cut from Banana Republic chinos and Murphy & Nye sail-cloth pants. Apparently all those Wall Street creepos plan to hand these iPad cases out as Christmas gifts. Happy Holidays, here’s a scrap of a criminal’s pants?
(via World of Wonder)

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!! OMG, ouchhhhhh: A man shoots himself in the peen !!


Nope, I was wrong. There are things in this world even crazier than a Katy Perry-Rebecca Black duet (see below), like when a man accidentally shoots himself in the penis with his girlfriend’s pink pistol. And that’s not a euphemism. He actually shot himself. In the penis.

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!! OMG, and the Monday morning DUI goes to: Samantha Ronson !!

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Well, by comparison, Lindsay Lohan’s little spot with a New Zealand puppet (see below) doesn’t look so bad. Lindsay’s one-time love Samantha Ronson was arrested for a DUI at 10:30 am yesterday morning on her way from Las Vegas to LA. Apparently what happens in Vegas actually doesn’t stay in Vegas.
(via Socialite Life)

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!! OMG, ABC likes dead cats: Sort of !!

Question: If someone was hoarding dead cats, would you aid their recovery by letting them buy more cats? Because, apparently, that’s Good Morning America‘s policy. In “helping out” this makeup hoarder, the show took her down to the local drug store to pick out $70 worth of new face paint. Logic. Love it.

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