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!! OMG, this isn’t a joke! Zeb Atlas ‘sings’ and ‘dances’ !!


Pearly Gates’ video for Stop For Love hit YouTube this week and — to the surprise of anyone who’s even heard of Pearly Gates — featured “the world’s leading gay icon” Zeb Atlas…as the straight male love interest.
Now, Zeb’s returned the guest starring favor by featuring Pearly Gates in his Diana Ross’ remake Love Hangover. Wait, Zeb Atlas has a music career? But in case any of you are already mid-snicker, Pearly Gates has this to say:

“The intention of this project (and Zeb will agree with this) is not to proclaim to the world that he is a singer but to create a product that fans will enjoy visually as well as musically by ensuring that Zeb is aiming to be nothing but himself. So, you queens out there, please refrain from making any bitchy comments and just sit back, chill and enjoy Zeb.”

Noted. And ignored.
(via After Elton)

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!! OMG, lost my appetite: Deep-dish pizzapits !!

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Perusing Craigslist personal ads in the depths of your boredom is a lot like slowing down when you pass a car wreck — you welcome the reminder that, all things considered, you’re actually doing ok. At least you aren’t tangled up in a fender-bender or, say, looking for love in emotionally vacant places.
But then there are those posts that are ten-car pileups, like this one. You don’t gawk because it says something about you. That shit is just crazy. Pizzapits? PIZZAPITS?! No, Papa John, keep your pepperoni away from me.

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!! OMG, boyfriend: Genuine(ly Creepy) Ken !!

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Barbie, please come back. Since your divorce, Ken’s got it in his head to date ALL OF AMERICA. Starting Jan. 18, eight men will compete in a reality show to be Genuine Ken: The Great American Boyfriend. Yeah, creepy — and that’s before you even find out what this show considers great boyfriend material.
Meet Leeron Cohen, or “Style Ken,” a 23-year-old student from Miami who obviously GTLed with the Jersey Shore folks when they hit Florida because, hello, over-waxed eyebrows. Or maybe that was 25-year-old mohawk-wearing “Party Ken,” Michael Pericoloso, whose profile says, “The one thing I wouldn’t leave [home] without would be my hair being done. As long as my hair is done, and I have nice shoes and pants on.”
As if these douchelords aren’t painful enough to behold, MTV’s own bubbly Barbie Whitney Port presides over the Ken-testants as the show’s host. And if you still have eyes after reading this post, tune in to Hulu.com next week to watch it all go down (in flames with Port’s career).
(via Gawker)

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