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!! OMG, How Outrageous: Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion preview !!


Okay, I don’t even really like the Real Housewives of New Jersey and I’m excited for their “reunion” episode after watching this teaser. Welfare Queen Theresa seems to assault Andy Cohen, Caroline “Marlon Brando in a Red Wig” Manzo completely loses her shit and Danielle Staub seems to be carrying a wig of special significance in her purse. Also maybe I’m misinterpreting this, but does she also imply a lesbionic relationship with The Stupidest Housewive Jacqueline? Monday can’t come soon enough!
[via DListed]

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!! OMG, Stop! Brad Goreski and Johnny Weir can’t decide who’s cuter !!

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“You’re too beautiful!”
“No you’re too beautiful.”
“No, you’re too beautiful!”
“No, you are too, too beautiful!”
“Aww, that’s so sweet.”
“Wait, do I look fat?”
“No! You are too beautiful!
Pretty princesses Brad Goreski and Johnny Weir have spent all day cooing over each other like two insecure sorority sparklefatties getting ready for the annual Date Rape Formal. And now they’ve taken their RJ-fest to Twitter, where they just can’t decide who is hotter!
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Aw! Maybe tomorrow they’ll start sharing their daily thinspirations!
(Honestly I’m just mad because I do think Brad is kind of hot. And he has no idea I exist :’-( )
[Twitter]

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!! OMG, How elaborate: Men’s pubic hair reaches topiary heights !!

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The men’s pubic hair crisis is getting worse by the day! Now the intrepid reporters at Salon bring us the news that, in addition to the alarming trend among teeny-peened straight men of going totally bare down there, men are also insisting on sculpting their virile bushes into stupid shapes. Says aesthetician Jane Pham:

“Men tend to want the oddest pubic hair shaping,” she said. “One guy asked me for a blue whale design. Another wanted me to shave the words ‘Campbell Soup’ into his pubes, because his girlfriend liked Campbell Soup. I was like, ‘No way, dude!'”

Personally, I’ve long fantasized about shaving my pubes into the shape of a turkey, or a dollar sign. But the Campbell’s Soup logo? That’s going too far!
[Salon]

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!! OMG, Get the Look: 2010 to be the year of Elaine Benes !!


The fashion gurus at the New York Times today bring us the news that there’s a new style icon in town: Elaine Benes. That’s right: Jerry Seinfeld’s somewhat frumpy friend has become the sartorial lady of the hour, with fashion plates everywhere eager to ape her inimitable style:

The Elaine look incorporates so many styles – early American settler, gypsy, business casual, pious zealot – that it was likely only a matter of time before one of them provided inspiration for designers. Indeed, the recent resort collections featured more calico than an alley of cats, and a chic Elaine specter hovered over lines as diverse as Prada and Rebecca Taylor, each with a multitude of prim prints.

Got that gals? I hope you’re cobbling together your pilgrim hats, your gypsy skirts and your loafers into one cohesive look as we speak. Make it work!
But look on the bright side– it could be worse! The Times could be telling us we have to start dressing like Jerry…
(In other news, today is Frances Bean Cobain’s 18th birthday. Feel free to go jump off a cliff now!)
[Via Gawker]

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!! OMG, Cast Your Vote: Republican Party reminds us who’s hot !!


The Republican Party: Party of busty, blonde hos. The Democratic Party: Party of hairy, scary dykes! At least that’s what the Minnesota Republican Party wants you to believe come election time– and they’ve made a video to remind you! Because what’s really important about Sarah Palin is that she’s looks good in jogging shorts, right?
[Via Gawker]

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