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!! OMG, hours of fun: Pick The Perp !!

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On the website PICK THE PERP you get to choose who you think committed the crime listed. 5 mugshots are displayed and you have to choose the one who drove drunk or murdered a judge or whatever in each round. I always always pick a white man cause I don’t want the internet to think I’m racist or sexist.
Thanks to Waleed for sending this in!

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!! OMG, how self-important: Tweeting !!

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So I have about a hundred and fifty outlets online from which to spout my innermost feelings, to say indirectly or passive-aggressively spiteful things, and to talk about how awesome I think I am. So I’m slightly afraid of TWEETING TOO HARD finding something I write and re-posting it for the whole world to see what a blow-hard I am. For example, here are some especially self-important Tweets:

@Anton: I seem to get two kinds of Twitter followers: People who want me, and people who want to be me.

@rjdanvers: “This film establishes RJ as one of the hottest stars (and bottoms) in gay porn history. I mean his scenes are Joey Stefano worthy.” Wow…

@tonywade: In fact, I was chatting with Rod Stewart, and he said, the only reason he watches and plays, is because it gets him away from the wife. True

@anton_chuvakin: is musing: I don’t mind to be known for my writing, but I hate to be known for my twittering…

Thanks Kevy.

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!! OMG, growing pains! !!

Hey everybody, sorry about the downtime earlier today. !! omg blog !! is getting so popular that it is about time to upgrade our hosting, which we will be doing shortly. Thanks for bearing with us and for coming back so often it crashed our server! xo The OMG Team

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!! OMG, how dumb: Us !!

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Is Google making us dumber? I often wonder if I’m getting more stupider because I never have to remember anything now. If I forget something I just Google it immediately. Like “How much protein is in a tablespoon of semen?” – I can never remember so I just Google it. There might be proof that we are all getting dumber in the website GDUMB.COM which posts many examples of ridiculous searches, such as these:

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend?
Why are women so stupid?
How to spell booger
My nuts smell
Are farts poop particles?
My dog smells like Doritos

Okay those are mostly pretty dumb, but my nuts do smell and dogs feet do smell like Cool Ranch Doritos for real.
Check out THE SITE to see many more hilarious and real searches.

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!! OMG, how low-fi: Action Cat !!

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ACTION CAT is a dream come true for every cat-lady in the world who just got hooked up to the interwebs with a dial-up connection.
You just pick a beautiful GIF, choose the music, enter your personal message, and press “Send” to annoy everyone in your Yahoo.ca address book.
Thanks to Kate for the tip!

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