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!! OMG, KOR BLIMEY!: Michael Kors’ best Pro Ro quotes !!


Neon-beige faced fashion drag-queen overlord ORIGAMI ROSE [more commonly known as Michael Kors] has -over the year- pulled some really descriptive diuretic diamonds out his leathery hag fag bottom for ‘Project Runway’.
I’m getting fashion hunger pains just hearing him spout about “avocado goiters, rigatoni Mad Max’s and ugly Aztec cakes”…sounds like the perfect 3-Kors meal…washed down with an ORIGAMI ROSÉ SPRITZER…of Kors!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, pearls, glitter and rhinestones: The Face of Furry Creek, week 1; Auditions !!


Drop-shoulder peachy plume pushy mom Liz show’s us just how darned eager her 14 year old son isn’t to win Furry Creek’s ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ [not a child pageant competition] competition:

“And here we have contestant number three Greg’s mom’s son Greg’s mom’s son Greg”.

Oh hell, it it was a repetition competition, Liz’d be lying on the rostrum as she’d blooming be 1st, 2nd and 3rd as well.
You can see the other contestant’s audition tapes over at TFoFC’s web-of-joy-site, including Deb’s audition tape which wasn’t even made by her, but by rival and bezzie Sisi; so the video is sort of more about Sisi [isn’t everything] and sort of only features Deb for about 5 seconds and she’s poopy-dooping which seems a tad biased, unless your into ‘1 Girl 1 Cup’, in which case VOTE DEB [not really, shhhhh]!

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!! OMG, pop dem cherry: [ft. Neneh Cherry & Ari Up] House of Wallenberg’s ‘Real Woman’ !!


Following ‘Be Somebody’ which we showcased earlier in the year, the B-side of which featured fellow Swede Neneh Cherry, House Of Wallenberg brings you another Cherry collaboration-of-the-dancehall-persuasion in the form of ‘Real Women’.
Showcasing all sort of ‘real’ women in all sorts of Jeremy Scott where-the-wild-things wardrobe wonders including and discluding;
a primary coloured totem pole floor length body huger,
a winged zippered totem crop top and
a monkey face back-to-front duffel-bag bra thingy-ma-jig

Get out your steel drum tutorial vhs, get ready for DANCEHALL QUEEN ARMAGEDDON !
[via discobelle]

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!! OMG, [s]he’s so naughty-cle: Tokyo’s ‘Sailor Suit Old Man’ !!

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Hideaki Kobayashi has attended anime and gaming-cons for over a decade, taking photos of the various humanised versions of anime characters and I guess his toy camera slipped and all these photos of this cutsie pigtailed sailor-girl came out and then the nautical-lady-kid slipped and out popped pigtailed codger Kobayashi himself, complete with sailor-femme outfit and INDEX FINGER TWISTING DIMPLES.
^_^ oop! weeeeeeeeee! boing!….just like that ! ^_^ just like anime-zing sluprise ! ^_^
“I want to give society an element of surprise and impact and I want to cheerfully enliven Japan.”
Follow the jump for further self-timer-selfies of Hideaki-sailor-suited-snackie_!

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!! OMG, cruise-a-palooza-cousin-looser: Kalup Linzy’s One Life to Heal !!

Giving R Kelly’s ‘Trapped in the Closet’ a run for it’s inheritance money, Kalup Linzy’s ‘One Life to Heal’ is a hefty boat-load of family business choose your own mysterious delirious.
Taiwan Braswell and Kaye Braswell’s enetertainment hour song is all some sort of Mariah and Pavarotti double trouble, whilst Michael Stipe’s Christian Jones ‘POAM’ raises the pubic hairs on the back of your neck:

“You see me on the cruise
I won’t drink too much booze
You see me on the cruise
I won’t be on the news
You see me on the cruise
Let me be your muse
You fools be cool
Shooby-doo dooby-doo”

Well brown angels never spoke so holy a Cassio-keyboard-hornblast-backed verse as this!
Giving me all kinds of Goldie Hawn in ‘Overboard’ black family value realnesses, my mantra is now and forever will be “don’t ever forget the bullshit you commit”.
“…to be continued” ?! praise the lord above, aboard and overboard…PRAYmen!

[via nowness]

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