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!! OMG, Needles to say…: Sharon Needles, TUBBER GIRL !!


This wee snip-tit-bit is for Sharon Needles’ [of RPDR fame] upcoming video ‘This Tub Club Is A Haunted House’, off her ALBAM, coming out on 29th entitled ‘PG-13’.
Like a true TUB GIRL, she spoke to newnownext from her bathroom coffin, all about her new show, new book, new musical, new album, new new-new, and all about being a humbled cover girl [“…put the base in your walk”].

“Sometimes I forget how famous I am”

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!! OMG, QVC Queen: RuPaul says “leave that to mama !” !!

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Just to tide you OVAH, until January 28th, Papermag gone done an interRu where Mama talks about this season’s shades of shade, dipping into her DRAG WELL and finding it always wet, her love of Judge Judy [my grandma’s favourite drag-beacon] and watching Latrice Royale brewing a lip-synch stew on stage:

“You have to cook a little bit longer to do a ballad as a lip-synch, and these younger girls don’t have time to learn the lyrics or the nuances and stuff like that. But oh my goodness, Latrice is amazing.”

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!! OMG, Walk like a Man, Talk like a Man: Virgjinesha’s !!

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In North American communities of open genders and sexualities we use so many ‘isms’ to describe how people choose to express their sexuality, physicality and gender[s]. I like the complexities of such a community, but I also likey the simplicity of the Albanian gender-swapping concept of Virgjinesha.
Albanian Kanun traditions follow circumscribed binary roles of the man and wife; with her life holding half the value of that of a man in the community [erm, ok?! erm, ok…nevermind].
There is -however- a loophole in this rigid gender-f*ck: Women can take a vow to become a Virgjinesha [or sworn virgin], whereby they vouch to dress, act and work as a traditional man, and in turn the community treats ‘him’ as such.
Although these societal constructs are restrictive in their variance, there’s something beautifully simple in the idea that a woman can vow she is a man and in doing so becomes such.
Take that MRS DOUBTFIRE!
[via odditycentral]

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!! OMG, “These shoes RULE, these shoes QUACK”: Bird Shoes !!

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“Let’s get some shoes, Ohmergawd!”
There is no fiercer manimal than the swan; they are so beautiful and graceful, yet deadly and will rip your blooming arm of if you throw shade at them.
When asking the age-old question “what do your shoes say about you?”
Well if your shoes look like Mallards then you are common-as-shit…and if your shoes look like Swans then you are FIERTH…and if your shoes look like Toucans then you a GREEDY HOE cos you got a big beak!
…don’t ask me what the Cockerel heels say about you!
QUACK!
Shoe designer Kobi Levi designs these ornithological foot masterpieces.
Tap your beak below to jump in and see the whole flock of shoes
H#SHT#G_COCK-A-DOODLE-DO_buy_me_these_please_!

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, Mini lizards are the new nail appliqué: BROOKE CANDY “EVERYBODY DOES” !!


Like Ke$ha but SHINIER, LEZ-ERER and SKANK-ERERER, Brooke Candy’s vomming all about banging models in the bed and popping bottles in the club. I’m not sure I’ve ever banged a model in the bed or popped a bottle in the club, unless you count Blue WKD or Smirnoff Ice.
Along with Lana, S-Club 7, The Spice Girls, The Pussycat Dolls…I could go on….Brooke gets lost in the desert and has to dance for water and a ride back home in her C3PO costume.
At 2.00 she totally channels Kim Kardashian for W Magazine [gold version] with additional FOAMY PLATFORMS to boot.
H#SHT#G: piss_kick_toilet_troll

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