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!! OMG, HAZEALIA HOT MESS: Azealia Vs Angel Haze !!

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No mention of Azealia and Angel’s Lil’ Kim / Nicki Minaj-style twitter twatter spitter spatter here [or Azealia vs Perez for that matter patter], however a dis track is always funful, and sounds nice and audio whatnot.
Who shat on her head bettererer?


Oh ladies, pipe down, can’t we all just poop-a-scoop and move on?

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!! OMG, HAIRmazing: Disney Hair Extensions !!

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My lady-pal Margot dresses hair and faces, and she -erm- ‘liked’ these on facefook. I blooming hope that means she’ll start using them on a regular basis,
on me,
every week,
for the clurb.
Oh and just in case you thought otherwise, these Disney Princess Extensions are very clearly specified “4 KIDS” on the advert, so don’t get no zany kidult ideas about these strictly ‘4-kids’ hairccessories.
Thanks Margot!
[via buzzfeed]

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!! OMG, The Virgin Mary Boom!: ‘White Christmas’ !!


Mary Boom! is such a flirty Christmess HOeHOeHOe; crumping like that in front of the Christmas cabbages at PriceCutter, with all that desiccated coconut on her visage.
I know what i want for Christmas now, I totally couldn’t decide but I want his backup dancer’s leopard-print denim lapel jackette and the skintight stretch-fabric shoulder-peek-a-boo double-down Asian undershirt please.
Thanks Santass!

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!! OMG, CO-CO-CO Merry CHRISTMAS!: COCO PERU goes last-minute Christmas Shopping !!


I wish she had invited me to go with her. That’s it, she’s not getting a panettone from me this year!
Coco goes shopping for nasal douches, a Lady Gaga singing toothbrush -“She not gonna stop”- and some over-priced mini-panettone.
Miss Coco says hi to Taylor Swift [it’s really her, not a boring cardboard cutout] and expressing her disdain for shopping kart thievery:

“baby Jesus doesn’t like stealing”

[via towleroad]

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!! OMG, The World is going to Shit: Joey Arias is going to Pie the Pope !!

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OK, I get it, you’re like totally freaking out right now, you can’t think straight cos you lost one of your glow-in-the-dark wedge heals and you only have a few whoars before the apocalypso. Chill out girl, Mama Joey, she gots some ideas for you to answer the age old question; “If it was the last day on earth, what would you do?”
Well, HERE is what Joey would. Now go get creative and shat on that one who gon pissed you off that time. Hey, it’s the end of the world, there’s no consequence to shatting-on-’em.
[unless it’s all just a MAYAN FARCE and then -oops! You just shat on someone’s head! How are you gonna follow that one up?

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