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!! OMG, why couldn't it have been vodka paralyzers?!: Here's The World Cup's "Official" Boozy New Condom !!


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The world's biggest condom maker Karex has released an "official" condom for The World Cup and it looks like Brazil's flag, and tastes like Brazil's signature drink (or my friend's mom's Saturday night "relaxation juice", depending on who you ask.)

The yellow and green condoms are supposed to look like the Brazilian flag and are supposed to taste like a Caipirinha, the country's national cocktail made with sugar, lime, and cachaca (a sugar-cane-based Brazilian white rum). The family planning and HIV-prevention non-profit DKT International ordered the condoms, which are being distributed via the brand Prudence, to promote safe sex during the sporting event.

About 700,000 packs of three have been sold since they debuted in February, and an additional 864,000 have been distributed this week, The Wall Street Journal reports. Available in Brazilian pharmacies and supermarkets, each pack costs $1.39.

Earlier this week, Brazilian health officials handed out condoms and tested people for HIV through the UNAIDs program "Protect the Goal" program. Recent articles about the 2014 World Cup have touted Brazil's HIV/AIDS program as a "model" for other developing countries.

This is great! Chances are the people who are slutting it up are already sippin on dat Caipirinha anyway -- so why mix drinks and confuse things? Keep that flavour flowin'!

[via time]


» posted by Igor on Friday, June 20, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Worldly |

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!! OMG, ummm welcome to the 21st Century: Hong Kong Bank Ad Depicts Domestic Worker In 'Blackface' !!


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This is absurd! Hong Leong Bank in Hong Kong tore a page from the Paula Deen School Of Advertising for their latest ad which features an actor dressed in 'black face' and portraying a domestic worker!

This advert's purpose is to sell domestic helper insurance, but unfortunately it seems to have become a minstrel show that would make D.W. Griffith proud. Chalk one up for racial harmony, Hong Leong.
Check out the terrible ad below! Hard to believe that in the 21st Century -- this type of shit still exists!


» posted by Igor on Wednesday, June 18, 2014
comments: 3 | category: Unfortunate |

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!! OMG, grampa is a mummy: Tokyo's Oldest Living Man Discovered DEAD In Home For Over 30 Years !!


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Tokyo officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato, Tokyo's oldest man this week on his 111th birthday, when they uncovered his mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed! Oop-sies! Forensic scientists say that Sogen has actually been dead for over 30 years, laying in dat bed, but that his family has been cashing in on his government cheques! Those shady bitches!

They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward, but his granddaughter told them he "doesn't want to see anybody".

Police are now investigating the family on possible fraud charges.

Welfare officials had tried to meet Mr Kato since early this year. But when they went to visit, family members repeatedly chased them away, according to Tomoko Iwamatsu, an Adachi ward official.

Authorities grew suspicious and sought an investigation by police, who forced their way into the house on Wednesday.

They discovered a mummified body, believed to be Kato, lying in his bed, wearing underwear and pyjamas, covered with a blanket.

Mr Kato's relatives told police that he had "confined himself in his room more than 30 years ago and became a living Buddha," according to a report by Jiji Press.

I mean, if you're gonna scam someone -- at least be smart about it! 111 is pushing it! I would have pulled the plug at 105. That would have been less fishy.


» posted by Igor on Thursday, June 5, 2014
comments: 1 | category: Hey Boo |

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!! OMG, sex sells (and then saves the environment): 'Pornhub Gives America Wood' campaign is planting new trees by the thosands !!


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Apparently, everybody's favourite wanktemple Pornhub has gotten into the tree-hugging business and created a campaign called Pornhub Gives America Wood that promises to donate one tree to the world for every large member watched in it's "big dick" category! That's about the sweetest and most touching thing we've heard all week... and it's only just Monday!

UM -- Pornhub BETTER be helping the environment! I mean, do they even know how much toilet paper is wasted on their website every day? Who's gonna pay for all that!? At least this campaign will help reduce their carbon dickfootprint... So far, over 12,000 trees have been donated and are set to be planted, which suggests that environmentalists have been hard at work saving the planet by viewing these videos.


» posted by Igor on Monday, May 5, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Celebrated |

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!! OMG, unearthly knowledge: How many people are in space, like RIGHT NOW? !!


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Ever wonder how many people are in space like, right now (not accounting for dead bodies lost in the abyss), and it's kinda driving you crazy? Well this site lets you know who's up there, and how long they're supposed to be there for, so they don't freak out and go all Ryan Stone on us.


» posted by Igor on Tuesday, April 1, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Geeky |

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