!! OMG, husband and McBride: Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride do 'Awkward Family Photos' !!

OMG, husband and McBride: Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride do 'Awkward Family Photos' [popbytes]

"stopstopstop drinking that bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh": Ke$ha's peepee glugging scene [dlisted]

Ab-solutely fine by me: 'Baby Daddy' cast flash their abs [towleroad]

You know and love that it's 'Slutty Clothes Season' now [queerty]

Bene Cumy's deleted shower scene [celebitchy]

What a Posey: Behind the scenes with Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey [ohlala]

Celebcafe's 'Top 10 Timeless Summer Jams'

What a flipping tart!: Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts [jezebel]

Levitt alone: Joseph gets naked for 'Don Jon' [socialitelife]

Builder Ben for Curb [under]Wear [kenneth]

Everyone has to sign a contract to go into Bieber's boudoir [evilbeet]

De-throned: GOT cast out of costume [thebacklot]

Kar dash victims: KUWTK Season 8 trailer [amygrindhouse]

Heaven's above!: Pope Francis says Atheists can go to heaven too [joemygod]

Aretha Franklin takes a big-ass break [tabloidprodigy]
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2013/05/22/the-queen-of-soul-takes-some-time-off/

Guten morgen!: Morgan Freeman caught some zzzzzz-ing in an interview [theblemish]

5 weird GOT facts [doubleviking]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, treestruction and heartbreak: About Group's 'All is not Lost' !!

Environmental artist Henrik Håkansson uses footage of condemned exploding trees and 'butterflutters'-in-flight from his own project, 'Symptoms Of The Universe Studies' for About Group's latest single 'All is not Lost' from their second album due out in July.

NOWNESS spoke to [plus Hot Chip] frontman Alexis Taylor about his top 5 heartbreak songs, and how he went about writing this particular track:

"[the song is] almost like a modern-day 12-bar blues or gospel equivalent, that you can hear in Monica's "The Boy Is Mine," "Love Don't Cost A Thing" by Jennifer Lopez, "It's Not Right But It's Okay" by Whitney Houston and almost every R. Kelly ballad on the album R."

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, hot glue gunning for it: Raúl de Nieves's beaded heels !!

'Haribo' frontman Raúl de Nieves is seriously trigger happy with a hot glue gun.

Shell-art for the HARAJUKU COUTURE COLLECTION CLOWN, or the shoe-whore with a penchant for rainbows and bronies; de Nieves' HIGH-HEELED BIJOUS have been utilised by the likes of internutty artist Ryan Trecartin, W Magazine and soon Lagerfeld and Roitfeld for Harpers as well...you know, no biggie or anything!

Follow the jump to see a collection of Raúl's glue gunner runners. I have my beady eyes all over a couple of pairs actually.

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, Korean is believan: Ji Yeo's 'The Beauty' !!

You may or may not have seen the recent article going around about a former model in South Korea who -when refused further facial procedures by her doctors- took to injecting what was essentially cooking oil into her face, which resulted in the most unfortunate BLUMPKIN PUMPKIN Halloween hot mess you ever did see!

According to visual artist Ji Yeo's website; in 2010 South Korea was the country with the world's highest per capita rate of cosmetic plastic surgery.

You can see Yeo's NSFW photographs -subtitled 'Beauty Recovery Room'- after the jump, which were taken in attempt to highlight the unnecessary risk of multiple generally-anesthetised cosmetic procedures which have become the norm for women in South Korean society.

Ji Yeo also partook in a performance where she appeared in public in nude-tone undergarments with a sign that read:

"I want to be perfect. Draw on me. Where should I get plastic surgery?"

My suggestion [?]...she should get her head removed and give it to that poor Mrs Pumpkin headed lady.

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Artumnal | permalink

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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!

As you all know 'The Face of Furry Creek' is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.

"People say our beautiful precinct is serene"...SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!

Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.

There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?...that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can't stop twerking to it now!

Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Funny | permalink

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!! OMG, CAMCORDERRIERE: Estasy's 'Wild Wants' !!

Posted on GvB as part of this week's PURE X takeover this is Roman artist Estasy's video for new single 'Wild Wants'; complete with camcorder adjustment noises as blown out zoom-ins are shot of erotic sceneries and vegetative phalluses.

Straight porn never looked or sounded so pretty!

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 23, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Musical | permalink

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!! OMG, please ring for catsistance: cat rings bell for room service !!

What do you think this is, Fawlty Towers[?] stop ringing that bell you'll drive Basil bonkers !
I hope whosoever taught dainty princess paw-lina this ting-for-a-treat tricksicle is going just as nuts as Basil does in the episode where the old ladies keep mistakenly thinking it's fire drill time.

[via laughingsquid]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 23, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Cute | permalink

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