!! OMG You'll never guess: Who's the cutie? !!
Trust me: you have no idea who this magnetic young turk is! Hint: it's not the lost Jonas Brother. Answer after the jump, via WOW Report.
[[OMG there's more! READ THE REST]]
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posted by Bmad on Thursday, September 2, 2010
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!! OMG, She's Hungry: Paula Deen eats a "lasagna sandwich" !!
i don't know. Paula Deen's special Lasagna Sandwich seems okay, but in my opinion it would be better if it used two large pepperoni pizzas in place of the bread!
Maybe Pizza Hut (sister company to KFC, duh!) should get on this!?
[Thanks to Phil C. for the tip!]
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posted by Bmad on Thursday, September 2, 2010
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!! OMG, what balance: Dancing merengue dog !!
You think you've seen a dancing dog in a skirt before? Oh you have not. Not by a long shot. I know human dancers who can't remember this much choreography. (Thanks to Kristen for the tip!)
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posted by Frank on Thursday, September 2, 2010
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!! OMG, Stop the Presses: Jersey Shore is Fake?! !!
I'm crying into my lasagna right now at the shocking news that MTV's Jersey Shore is not a serious documentary! A "producer" on the hit show tells blogger/serial press release sender Zack Taylor that everything that goes on on the show is completely staged by the production staff.
Apparently the cast of the show is so terminally fucking stupid and boring that they need a director to instruct them to get drunk, lie around in the hot tub, bicker with each other, pick up fug sluts at the club, and drop their Chicken Parm on the floor. Because in case you haven't noticed, absolutely nothing else ever happens on this program.
Dear meddlesome producers, if you're going to stage a reality show, could you please stage something interesting? For instance, perhaps Snooki gains the ability to freeze time when she holds her fingers together? Maybe The Situation decides to cook bread one day but he puts too much yeast in the oven and the dough takes over the house? Or it turns out that JWoww is actually a robot?
The possibilities are endless! Let's see some real fake drama please!
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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!! OMG, How Trannytastic: Glee, the drag version !!
What's better than Glee's Sue Sylvester, portrayed by the inimitable (and suddenly ubiquitous!) Jane Lynch? Easy: Sue Sylvester portrayed by Australian drag queen Joyce Maynge!
(My drag name is Joyce Leslie, which must make me and Ms. Maynge some kind of drag twinsies?)
[Via Towleroad]
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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!! OMG, How Rah-Sha-Sha: World's fanciest private jet interiors !!
What's the best thing about being an evil dictator? No, it's not getting to torment your innocent subjects-- it's the amazing private jet that comes with the job, complete with lavish gold tea services and giant paintings of naked ladies!
Photographer Nick Gleis has been taking pictures of the jaw-dropping interiors of the jets of the dictatorial and evil, and The Telegraph has an amazing slideshow. I need to find myself a dictator to marry so I can stop flying commercial. E-mail bmad@omgblog.com if you know one who's looking. I'd be perfect: I'm more evil than Imelda Marcos, and I have more expensive taste!
[Thanks to de Cosmos for the tip!]
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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!! OMG, he's 'Nightclubbing': SSION's Cody Critchloe !!
Following the Toronto premiere of the SSION film BOY at Mercer Union, Cody Critchloe made his way to the afterparty at trantastic west-end party Hotnuts and performed the Grace Jones classic "Nightclubbing."
Hostess Mary Messhausen is so taken with the performance she tries to eat the microphone around 1:17 in the video. (via Produzentin)
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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!! OMG, the Kylie Minogue 'Aphrodite' winners !!
Last week we challenged you to come up with an ice cream flavor inspired by a Kylie Minogue Song.
Well the results are in, and I would love to visit the ice cream parlor that serves such F'd-up flavors as "Crumb Into My Bowl" and "Can't Get You Off of My Thighs."
We chose six winners for this contest, each of whom will receive a copy of Kylie's latest album "Aphrodite."
Here is the complete list of winning entries:
Get Outta my Milky Way
Crumb Into My Bowl (note from the contestant: This is a delicious flavor where marshmallows, oreo cookies turned dust and little kisses mixup together with creamy old fashion vanilla. Bits and bites.)
Ice Cream Be So Chunky
Can't Get You Off Of My Thighs
Our personal favorite:
Batter the Devil You Dough (cake batter with a cookie dough swirl)
And finally this would obviously be Kylie's flavor of choice:
Got to Be Vanilla
Congratulations to our winners! You now have some essential summer listening for these last few days of summer.
xo Frank
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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!! OMG, They're Back: The California Gurls boys do Peacock !!
Well, well, well... You knew they couldn't give up they attention for a single second! The LA gays who made themselves notorious prancing to Katy Perry's California Gurls are back, fanning their feathers to the chanteuse's Peacock. Somehow I feel like that's not the kind of cock they have on their minds, though...
[Thanks to Joshua M. for the tip!]
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posted by Bmad on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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!! OMG, he eats at the table: Dogman !!
Human bodies with animal heads have been having a moment for a few years now (in art, mostly), but never before have we brought you the real thing! It's such a civilized creature. (Thanks to Aaron for the tip!)
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posted by Frank on Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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