!! OMG, A Broken Clock Is Right Twice a Day! !!

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Obviously this bitch is an ignorant pig! However, having been (belatedly) introduced to GRINDR this weekend, I can't say that I totally disagree with her. This computer thing is clearly the tool of homosexual devils!

UPDATE: Several readers have rightly pointed out that this is a sneaky lesbian joke! I was too stupid to notice the rainbow flag and telltale haircut. The moral of the story is that I am a fool, and that a broken clock is never right. The computer IS a homosexual tool of the devil, though.

(Via Lady Bunny)

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posted by Bmad on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, sabre-tooth tigers are the new cougars! !!

Although I'm completely sick of hearing about "Cougars," the world's fakest and most annoying trend, I am quite intrigued at the notion of Sabre-tooth Tigers. They're cougars, but, you know, older. And what octogenarian could be more sexually desirable than the luscious Cloris Leachman? I have wanted this woman to teach me The Facts of Life ever since she played Mrs. Garrett's hot-to-trot sister (?) Beverly Ann Stickle. Dear Cloris: let's get in over our heads!

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posted by Bmad on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, his butt: Gerard Butler !!

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Perhaps Gerard Butler's most famous quote is "It's always nice to show a bit of butt" (speaking to OK Magazine about the nudity in his new film Law Abiding Citizen).

We couldn't agree more, so we bring you Gerard's luscious cheeks in a scene from Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla. View the NSFW caps and video after the jump.

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posted by Frank on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, Don't Go: Oprah Winfrey Quits !!

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Noooo! I'm sure you've heard the news by now that Her Royal O-ness, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, is abandoning us! By which I mean, she's leaving her syndicated talk show (in 2011) for the greener pastures of her own television network-- which will, of course, be called OWN. Because what is Oprah about more than consumption, wealth and OWNING things?

Don't leave us, Oprah! Without your show I will have no one to lull me to sleep during my daily 4pm nap!

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posted by Bmad on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, poor thing: Cat on his back !!

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Either this kitty doesn't have the will to stand up or he spent too much time on the tanning bed and his legs atrophied. Either way, it's cute!

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posted by Frank on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, R.I.P Daul Kim !!

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20-year-old South Korean model/artist/blogger Daul Kim was found dead yesterday morning in her Paris apartment. She hanged herself.

You can still visit Daul's blog "I like to fork myself" and see her runway modeling work on Style.com.

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posted by Frank on Friday, November 20, 2009
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