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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial's Dark Optimism !!
Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O'Connor's original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation 'Shanzhai Biennial' look to release the "aura of a brand" by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as "[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial" with the term 'Shanzhai' referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; "fake it till you make it...at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles"...they say that you know !
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, young and sweet only 37: Dancing Queen...of the bus stop !!
The YouTube owner of this video is called Jane Rowland, and I'm going to just go ahead and say that's Kelly's older sister right now. It's so obviously really with those hip jiggles and the lip-synch heavenly talents, it's just like the world to put the less talented but prettier sister in the limelight and leave the real talent at the bus stop, waiting for the 34 to take her back home to her apartment above 'The Golden Dumpling'.
See the preview video for Kelly Rowland's new single, [?] totally filmed where her sister Jane works at Wally's Wash'n'Fold, the title of the track 'Dirty Laundry' [below] totally about that flipping sky blue button-up that Jane wears year-round, even if she's working up a musty sweat prancing about at the bus stop...erm Kelly, you might want to return her calls, that's why she keeps checking her phone in the video, durrrrr!
[Thanks Julia!]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Judging a book by it's cover: Keys N Krates' 'Treat Me Right' !!
An exploration of various stunning harlequin romance novella covers Keys N Krates' 'Treat Me Right' video I'm totally seeing more of a sort of would you rather [damsel decision dilemma version].
Would you rather:
1) kiss besides a caged waving panda?
2) make out with a denim all-over Nicholas Cage large-faced looky-likey [at 00.45]
3) ride atop a bejeweled Pegasus steed
4) or forget about all those basic bitches, I'm wearing a topaz blue circus catsuit [no bra] and fighting off mutant raccoon she-wolfs with my semi-auto that I got ?
It's a rhetorical question, the 'correct' answer is 'number 4'; NON-BASIC TOPAZ BANSHEE, those others are all rancid hungry-bum curb-slop!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
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!! OMG, Po-nay-sha Pink-weave: XXX¢hange's 'PWNY' !!
Looking like she would stomp her bad-ass hooves all over the haters, so don't even Azaelia, you can't take this pony princess on, she will graze-nibble your Rapunzel weave right off!
In the pony melange montage we have:
carousel pony,
train station and airport pony [she's going places that one],
St Tropez ponayay,
...and finally, vay-cay po-nay on that sodding speed boat letting her pink long-fro blow about and taking her pleather bikini tutu off and flashing her pony pubic poof-mound at all the boys!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 16, 2013
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!! OMG, he went hard: Wiz Khalifa/A$AP Rocky contest winner !!
Congratulations to !! omgblog !! reader Daniel A. who won himself a pair of tickets to Wiz Khalifa and A$AP Rocky's "Under the Influence of Music" summer tour by coming up a with a rhyme based on Belgian fashion designer Ann Demeulemeester (a.k.a. 2013's hottest hip-hop name-check).
Extra points (but not extra tickets) for incorporating the words "Valtrex," "word-fister" and "whilst":
"My flow kicks rankin-bass rankin' ass whilst I werk my Ann Demeulemeester-meister burgers/words flip dem ole burger meister-meesters/only ratchet keep the onions/then their tongues wag at my swag/and they drag and catch herpes blisters/stay too fresh for Valtrex/away, I say from this word-fister mister."
GOLD. Someone make the man a music video that will land him a seven-figure major label deal, sight unseen.
Watch A$AP Rocky's "Wild For The Night" video below, buy tickets to the "Under the Influence of Music" tour here and check out the full list of dates after the jump.
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posted by Kevin on Wednesday, May 15, 2013
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!! OMG, sounds good with Lamar: Solange's LGWT now feat. Kendrick !!
From 2012's True EP, Solange releases 'Looks Good with Trouble', with a newly acquired guest verse from Kendrick Lamar.
Now all we need is a re-re-release of the track, newly entitled 'Looks Good with Muggles', all about Hermione Granger trying to tame her tired-ass dry frizz fro to blend in with regular people during a summer holiday trip to Ibiza, featuring an outro rap verse by Hagrid...obv.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 15, 2013
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!! OMG, cooking up crystal: John Hopkins & The Creators Project !!
Paired with segments of microscopic chemical reactions and crystalline developments -in collaboration with biochemist Linden Gledhill and typographer Craig Ward- John Hopkins previews fragments of his upcoming June 4th album entitled 'Immunity'.
The brief and beautiful album taster menu holds technology-heavy audiovisual explorations as catalysts to bring the viewing listener closer to the aw-inspiration of nature's progressions.
...or that pink pill that Crusty-Carl gave you last weekend just - kicked - in and you're tripping out to that Microsoft Excel super grid in your grey plastic booth at work! Wow, that communication developments meeting at 2:40 will be a lot more fun than it otherwise would have been, had it been your usual lunchtime sardine sandwich and accompanying Gala apple surging through your veins instead.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 14, 2013
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!! OMG, smells like Pooh: HNNY's 'Boy' !!
Featuring Winnie-the-Pooh twerking in the mirror 'til his ass rips right open, then climbing up a large trunk to get the hot fresh wad of goo at the top, only to end up sat on a twink called Christopher, and they then run away from those angry fat-ass door-whores and end up in a pool party together!
Winnie is a hot mess in this video as we follow him on like the best night EVER; totes worth telling his tweaked out friend Tigger L8R!
HNNY take Brandy & Monica's 'The Boy Is Mine' and slow it down to a house & garage version. I don't know what they are serving in the punch bowl at that pool party but HONEYBEAR IS TRIPPIN' HARD!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 13, 2013
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!! OMG video premiere: 'Navy Brown' by Gentleman Reg !!
Gentleman Reg's latest album Leisure Life was one of our favorite releases of 2012, and we've been fans of their music for years, so we jumped at the opportunity to premiere the never-before-seen music video for the gorgeous and melancholy song "Navy Brown" from the 2004 album Darby & Joan. The song features original string arrangements by the talented Owen Pallett.
The footage was initially meant to become a vampire-themed short film (hence the deathly pale make-up concept), but Reg and his co-star in the video Elana McMurtry decided to turn the haunting scenes into two separate music videos for their respective material.
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posted by Frank on Friday, May 10, 2013
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!! OMG, ∞ : I Will, I Swear's 'Long Days' !!
Jonathan Van Landeghem and Fien Deman make up Belgian duo 'I Will, I Swear'...yeah, I'm sure you do hon. Their video for single 'Last Days' comprises of footage from the -Shanah Noynaert directed- short film '∞'.
I have printed out a picture of my visage and stuck it onto a piece of Wheetabix box over her face in the video and now it's my droopy-ass face he loves..."I'm shy, don't look at my popsicle-stick neck!"
You can have a peaky-hear of their B-side 'Sleep' below and watch the melancholic-frolic-flick '∞' entirely, after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 10, 2013
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