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!! OMG, a candidate we can really get behind! Adult film star Nikki Benz is running for Mayor of Toronto !!


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BRAZZERS adult film star Nikki Benz is fed up with Toronto's racist, sexist, homophobic crackhead mayor Rob Ford. Nikki has always been very giving and is known for taking things... erm... upon herself since coming up in the scene within the adult industry, but this time she's set out to fix the city Toronto and lend her skill set to turning their fair city around! YASS!

Benz, star of Meet The Fuckers 6 and Take No Prisoners, told the Toronto Sun: "I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it." Let's be fair, she's probably right. Benz has pledged to make May 7 National Masturbation Day (although how this is to be celebrated is unclear) and vows that her election as mayor will generate huge profits for the Canadian city. And, of course, massive publicity for her body of work.
What a hot bitch! She's got our vote simply by existing. Infact, Nikki if you're in Toronto -- lets go for drinks! I have some hot straight friends you can "speak with" about your presidency and stuff. You're like the new OLabia Chow!

[via DAZED]


» posted by Igor on Friday, May 30, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Politicious |

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!! OMG, is there a controversy here!?: Brazil's "I'm Happy to be a Prostitute" Ads Causing A Stir !!


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There are far more awful things to get worked up about than a bunch of Brazilian GILFs that just wanna bone for a living -- but folks in Brazil are apparently up in arms about these advertisements supporting their trade.

What are your thoughts on it? The only REAL controversy here should be that shirt on the right! It definitely was stolen from my friend Keeara, the candy raver in my 8th grade math class.

[via hispanically speaking news]


» posted by Igor on Monday, May 26, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Politicious |

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!! OMG, "I AHM an AMUURCIAN! GIT A ROOM!": 'The Broadcast' Morning Host News Anchor Storms Off Set On Live TV After Discussion On Michael Sam Kiss. !!


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I never would have guessed that at a roundtable discussion on Dallas morning TV show 'The Broadcast' about Michael Sam sharing a celebratory kiss with his boyfriend after being drafted to the NFL, that the one woman at the table with the redneck, back swamp twang, and Kate Gossellin hair would be the one storm out of there!

The Broadcast's Amy Kushnir is definitely not into 2 guys/one cake, guy-on-guy action, as she clarified with this quote LIVE on air, before storming off set:

"When parents do not have a choice about whether or not they want their children to see this, it is wrong...I don't call it a moment of celebration...It's being pushed in faces. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see cake in your face, kissing each other."
It's always most fucked when the females are somehow threatened by gay male love... it doesn't really add up! Like who cares! Put on your $20 Steve Madden knock-off wedges from Payless and go find a cute sports bar someplace -- There is a plethora of straight male peen in the sea, gurl! You don't want some dude in capris and flip-flops anyway!

[via instinct]


» posted by Igor on Friday, May 16, 2014
comments: 4 | category: Politicious |

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!! OMG, f*ck that sh*t! Russian President Vladimir Putin bans 'foul language' in movies and other forms of media !!


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The South Park movie would not go over well in Russia this week, as President Vladimir Putin announced Monday that he will ban foul language across "a wide array of media, including cinema, events, concerts, literature and theater" according to Russia's state-run news agency ITAR-Tass. FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK! The big bad words that could really get you in trouble, the words that Vladdy no-like are:

1) khuy ("cock"),
2) pizda ("cunt"),
3) ebat' ("to fuck")
4) and blyad ("whore" or "bitch")

Well, there goes our entire Sunday vocabulary! I don't know about you guys, but when someone tells me I can't start a cussin' -- it just makes me cuss harder! Putin is just making protests that much easier... All you need is a boombox and a Wesley Willis or Peaches CD down in Red Square and you're public enemy number one!



» posted by Igor on Wednesday, May 7, 2014
comments: 1 | category: Politicious |

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!! OMG, Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto: Obama Exchanges Bows With A Robot, Right-Wing Freaks Out, Can't Tell Difference Between Chinese/Japanese !!


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Conservatives are really not into President Obama bowing during his meeting foreign dignitaries, and most of what they say has been reading kind of like a Weekly World News headline. Fox News' Neil Cavuto took time out of being the 'prettiest and most-smartest' to tweet that the President's bowing to a Chinese robot made the US look weak. Only problem is, the robot and his friends are... JAPANESE! DURRRR!

Critics saying President Obama bowing to a Chinese robot makes us look weak - Do you agree with them or is this really no big deal?

-- Neil Cavuto (@TeamCavuto) April 24, 2014

Oooh, she's such a specialist! Considering Neil has a show called YOUR WORLD on Fox, I'd be interested in having Neil point to Japan on a map! We could build a whole segment around it.

[via io9]


» posted by Igor on Tuesday, April 29, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Politicious |

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