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!! OMG, we've got questions, he's got answers: 'Who's Actually Gay Tho?' with Steven Phillips-Horst !!


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It's so hard to keep track of which Republican or Democrat has been caught with which low-rent rent boy these days... Who's out? Who's not? Lucky for us, DisMagazine comedic babe Steven Phillips-Horst is here to clarify who's still on the market and who's a promising candidate for 2014!

We've all fantasized: gay Republican, closeted Democrat, Bi-ndependent. But now we have the facts. Orientation cryptologist Steven Phillips-Horst is back with #penetrating insights into the not-so-secret lives of closeted gay politicians! The results are #SCHOCKING!


» posted by Igor on Friday, April 11, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Politicious |

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!! OMG, I Heard You Have Some Wild Puns: Flo Rida teaches us how to make a big, sexy, MACHO single !!


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This email from Flo Rida's "team" at Atlantic Records to potential songwriters really clears some shit up for us! We've been wondering how genius lyrics like "Whistle baby / Whistle baby / Let me know" or "You and me / Just me and you / Emotions I feel /Emotions are real"? came to be, and now we know.

Hey everyone!

I've attached a Zip file (Idea & Instrumental) for a Flo Rida idea that the whole team love the melody.. Just needs new lyrics.. Lyric brief is below..Would be great if you had any songwriters who could nail it!

Overall key with Flo Rida is to be masculine, macho, and iconic. Meaning we stay away from soft topics (like "your beautiful" or anything with love in it, unless something nonromantic like "I Love This Shit").

We try to use concepts that have been #1s before but not interpolate (example "Jump" has been a #1 for Van Halen, Pointer Sisters, Kriss Kross, House Of Pain, and others). We love catch phrases, edgy/sexual double entendres, commands, and HUGGGEEEE melodies + lots of energy.

EDGY/SEXY/BUTCH has always been a solid recipe for success -- just look at stars like Jody Foster! So it's really no surprise that Flo has caught onto this... If you had to write a song for Flo, what would it be called?

[via factmag]


» posted by Igor on Wednesday, April 9, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Funny |

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!! OMG, excusez-moi?: Movie theatre offers free admission to BABIES for Lars Von Trier's 'Nymphomanic' !!


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I love a good deal -- total coupon queen here -- but somehow this just doesn't sit right with us...


» posted by Igor on Thursday, April 3, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Funny |

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!! OMG, speaking of FASHUN: Sarah Silverman comes out in support of Barbie's body !!




Sarah Silverman explains why Barbie is great for little girls...


» posted by Igor on Thursday, March 27, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Funny |

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!! OMG, catching up: Fred Armisen talks dating Greta Garbo and performing a citizen's arrest on 'Late Night' !!


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Fred Armisen is not only busy promoting the new season of Portlandia, but he's also the head of the band on Late Night with Seth Meyers . We're not sure how the man finds the hours in his day to do all this, but apparently he also finds time for love and fighting crime.

Check out Fred talking about his romance with actress Greta Garbo as well as performing a "citizen's arrest" below!



» posted by Igor on Monday, March 24, 2014
comments: 0 | category: Funny |

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