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!! OMG, frozen fish: Chad Sell's Alaska Cartoons !!


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Because Alaska "Guuuuuuuuur, take it easy!" Thunderfuck should have flipping won RPDR, as she is by far the funniest, smartest and nicest of all of them [but please ignore me in the corner munching on a fillet of bitter fish] and she needs the prize money to correct her fish-fin Genu valgum, here are some cartoon gifs and stills by the funny and fabulous Chad Sell.

Chad in fact does SELL HERE, prints and books and whatnot, but for online purposes click below to see more of his Alaskanimations and click HERE to see some of those other queens from series 5 imortalised in cartoon fish-form.

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 13, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Artumnal |

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!! OMG, never enough: Kylie Minogue as She-Ra !!


I would like to say that as a child I liked He-Man and She-Ra equally, but who am I kidding? She-Ra Princess of Power was one of my most beloved action figures, and Kylie Minogue is one of my most beloved musical figures. That is why this video is my dream come true. (Thanks Kevin!)

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posted by Frank on Monday, May 13, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Funny |

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!! OMG, kim-oh-no you did-n't: Guinea Piglet Costumery !!


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The Guinea is arguably the cutest form of pig, and unarguably the fluffiest variety of pig, and I'm holding off getting a pet until they invent the cutest of all cutest, when they breed the world's very first PYGMY-GUINEA-PIGGY !
Like when one awaits the arrival of an impending ball of baby flesh, I shall until this point collect outfits and mini diapers and baby blankies until which point my pygmy-piglet is suckling upon my ample bosom. At guineapigfashion you can purchase polka tanks, colonial ringlet-wigged straw-brimmed hats, tiaras [if yours happens to be a princess piglet], plus dresses, wedding garb, Santa stitches and kimonos.

Click below to see some select outfits modeled by the fattest, hairiest, cutest models you'll ever see [Walter Van Beirendonck's excepted], oooh I think I just developed a PSYCHOSOMATIC PIGGY PREGNANCY POTBELLY...I'm ex-pec-ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 9, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Cute |

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!! OMG, get a dog handler: 'Dogs That Cannot Even Handle...' !!


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Do you know what I can't even handle right now, Buzzfeed's '33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now'!?!

You know what is more specifically hard to handle right now, Buzzfeed's '33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now's' 'number 24', which is literally a DOG WITH HANDLES that cannot even handle it right then!?!

Follow the jump for our least handlable dogs that cannot...or scroll through Buzzfeed's full plethora of dogs that are not really handling all sorts of things right there.

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 3, 2013
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!! OMG, CAT FISH SUSHI ROLLS: SUSHI CATS !!


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I just "squeeeed" so hard my larynx fell out!

I'm taking the day off work tomorrow to learn the magical sushi cat song [below] and to study the ancient art of rolling CATIFORNIA RORRS by studying the various exemplary food porns after the kitty jump.

Seriously, I'm not joking, there will be NO omg posts tomorrow, I'm sorry but I simply don't have time, what with learning the song a rolling the rolls and meow meowing around the house with two blocks of wood strapped to my feet, a bamboo steamer lid on my head and a pink synthetic bath robe tied under my pits!

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 2, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Cute |

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!! OMG, pyjama party: Lonely Girl Big Pants !!


When RuPaul says "you better work" what she's talking about is that moment when you realise you actually really did leave the house wearing only your Stewie from Family Guy FLEECY INCONTINENCE PANTALOONS and by the time you notice you are already elbow deep in the Walmart makeup section bargain bin, so you better try and clime into that same bargain bin and hibernate until you die from shame or "you better work". [p.s. don't work at Walmart, that's not what this means].

Favourite sections?; the down-the-aisle forwards roll to star jump and the "I'm a shy fleecy pterodactyl behind the wall of discounted toilet roll please don't look at me, just a fleecy pterodactyl, not much, please ignore" part.

[via huffpost]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
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!! OMG, the chic tomfoolery of...: Lernert and Sander for Papermag !!


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Brand innovators, face painters and perfume mishmashers Lernert [Engelberts] and Sander [Plug] have worked on branding campaigns for the fashion likes of Kenzo, Viktor & Rolf, Selfridges and Elle.

Their work is the epitome of chic tomfoolery and they are serious about being humorous. They spoke to Papermag about bonding over wearing the same pair of agreeably "hideous" shoes, wearing "small...lesbian" shoes now, and secretly getting off to the underwear models in the JC Penney catalog.

You can read the entire interview HERE, and see their omg-featured projects 'Everything' HERE and 'Natural Beauty' HERE.

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Artumnal |

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!! OMG, twinstra-glam or WWWhatever: P&V's selfie 👍 'likes' 👍 !!


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Last week we showed you the unearthed '50s 'selfies' of Vivian Maier, the secret nanny photographer lady person with a totes-jealous-worthy profile pics collection.
Brand developing artist duo 'Pinar & Viola' love exploring the SMORGES-BULGE that is the ww-Winternet and last week presented their favourite app-accessorised selfies of themselves and various 'pinstra-artists' or whatever [after the jump], plus a statement outlining their post-physical textplorations on DazedDigital:

"We, Pinar and Viola, are also children of the iGeneration. While xxxillion things happen in the world, we are flaunting our selflies on instagram...

These like-boosting photo apps enable even the least technically skilled selfie-taker to express him-/herself artistically. The apps function as a virtual make-up artist without borders. From a subtle touch like a virtual accessory on your #outfitoftheday, to a complete make-over...

We selected a series of contemporary self-portraits, from our Instagram feed, that speak an authentic visual language matching the current thrills of the www. These 'overworked' selfies reflect the complexities of our times. Intended or not, these skilled selfie-decorators are stretching the norms of beauty, ideal, gender and taste."

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
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!! OMG, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Who cares because...ICE-CREAM! !!


How much ice-cream would a woodchuck munch
If a woodchuck could munch tastey creamy treats?
He would eat, he would, as much as he could,
And lick as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could gobble up icecream.

This woodchuck would not chuck wood, he would -however- chuck vanilla flavoured ice-cream cones though, his rotary waffle nibbling technique is marvellous, he doesn't even squidge a dollop on the floor or anything like that, just neat and tidy and methodically munch-nibbles his cone-shaped dairy treatsicle.

[via papermag]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, April 22, 2013
comments: 1 | category: Cute |

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!! OMG, Fish You Were Here: The Face of Furry Creek !!


Now that Naomi Campbell has finished announcing herself as the winner of 'The Face', it's time to go fishing for 'the other Face', this time for a small Canadian mountain town known as Furry Creek; although these hopefuls look like they are partaking in the spinoff series called 'FACE LOOKS LIKE A FURRY CREEK'.

Starring, among others, Cotton Venus; head of Vancouver drag slags 'House Of Venus' and directed by Mark Kenneth Woods, the series begins on OUT.TV Canada on June 3rd.

...and if everything goes tits-up for the contestants, well I guess they'll be without a spanking paddle up FURRY SHIT CREEK, I know I've been there on holiday before!

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, April 19, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Delicious |

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