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!! OMG, giving some Lip: Jeremy Allen White for Bullett !!
The other week we showed you 'Shameless' actor Jeremy Allen White's bottty-bum in his 'caught-you-scrubbing-your-SCROTAL-scene' -scene, but I realise that although I would love to snuggle with said ass, they are not the only lips he's wagging.
White spoke to Bullett [HERE] about the beard rash he developed from kissing Liev Schreiber, holding an [onscreen] dj at gunpoint, and -if given a choice- always opting to flash his back crack as oppose to his front trunk:
"The directors and writers have asked a lot of us--you know, "You're going to have to show something. You can show your dick or you can show your ass." The answer is usually ass. I will be sticking to the ass shot as long as I have control."
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
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!! OMG, meowt of this world: 'Lil Bub & Friends' !!
Voted Best Feature Film at the 2013 Tribeca Online Film Festival, 'Lil Bub & Friends' follows Lil Bub [obv] and other meme-meowsers, and the sort of pussy galore it takes to be a famous online glamour puss.
V-magazine spoke to Lil Bub, prior to her online win about perfect days, BFFs and her favourite famous-feme-feline:
"Honestly I would love to connect with the one they call the Grumpy Cat. Not because she too is famous, but because I feel we have a cosmic connection; and I think she may be the true yang to my yin."
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
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!! OMG, an aMEOWsing MEOWvie indeed: 'The Great Catsby' !!
Here we have Leonardo DiCatrio looking awfully grumpy-cat next to a pile of pastel-shade macarons; maybe he's been waiting too long for his milktini or his meowmix nibble pot or some such thing. You can follow the long [haired] and short [haired] of it over at Buzzfeed, where they are right meow retelling The Great Gatsby but more classy, shorter, and most impawtently much much fluffier!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 15, 2013
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!! OMG, SUPER TROOPERS: Jamil Hellu's 'Guardians of the Golden Gate' !!
"With my series...I invite my subjects to create fictitious superhero characters...[an] opportunity to express themselves [and construct] a unique character inspired by personal ideas around mythology and superhero archetypes. _Jamil Hellu"
Click below to see a selection of my favourites from the series, including a character that I call 'Super Cute Bear' with a super power of just super cuteness, a girl dressed as a cupcake -"she will ice a bitch"- and my personal favourite; a guy sporting crutches and one single Ugg-shoe...I'm calling him 'High Priestess UggGoddess', I guess maybe his super power is when he points his crutches at objects and people they suddenly become UGLY, LIGHTWEIGHT AND PRACTICAL on-the-spot...complete arch-nemesis from hell, impossible to defeat!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 14, 2013
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!! OMG, smells like Pooh: HNNY's 'Boy' !!
Featuring Winnie-the-Pooh twerking in the mirror 'til his ass rips right open, then climbing up a large trunk to get the hot fresh wad of goo at the top, only to end up sat on a twink called Christopher, and they then run away from those angry fat-ass door-whores and end up in a pool party together!
Winnie is a hot mess in this video as we follow him on like the best night EVER; totes worth telling his tweaked out friend Tigger L8R!
HNNY take Brandy & Monica's 'The Boy Is Mine' and slow it down to a house & garage version. I don't know what they are serving in the punch bowl at that pool party but HONEYBEAR IS TRIPPIN' HARD!
[via discobelle]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 13, 2013
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!! OMG, girl+calculator=happy prom date: girl takes pocket-sized date to prom !!
Instead of turning up to her prom sad and alone Regina -she's my new best friend not yours- Reynolds decided not to be sad at all and to ask her calculator a less conventional math question, and the answer equaled 'yes'.
So off they went, her in a lace-corseted silky number with wet look curls, him in a tiny boxy hand-made silk tux. Regina and her calcudater slow danced, drank fruit punch [this I made up], made out next to the emergency exit [I also just made this up] and shared a mutual love of long-multiplication and prime number theories.
Let's hope they share a happy life of pi together, and they multiply and have little button babies and such.
[via odditycentral]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 10, 2013
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!! OMG, ∞ : I Will, I Swear's 'Long Days' !!
Jonathan Van Landeghem and Fien Deman make up Belgian duo 'I Will, I Swear'...yeah, I'm sure you do hon. Their video for single 'Last Days' comprises of footage from the -Shanah Noynaert directed- short film '∞'.
I have printed out a picture of my visage and stuck it onto a piece of Wheetabix box over her face in the video and now it's my droopy-ass face he loves..."I'm shy, don't look at my popsicle-stick neck!"
You can have a peaky-hear of their B-side 'Sleep' below and watch the melancholic-frolic-flick '∞' entirely, after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 10, 2013
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!! OMG, kim-oh-no you did-n't: Guinea Piglet Costumery !!
The Guinea is arguably the cutest form of pig, and unarguably the fluffiest variety of pig, and I'm holding off getting a pet until they invent the cutest of all cutest, when they breed the world's very first PYGMY-GUINEA-PIGGY !
Like when one awaits the arrival of an impending ball of baby flesh, I shall until this point collect outfits and mini diapers and baby blankies until which point my pygmy-piglet is suckling upon my ample bosom. At guineapigfashion you can purchase polka tanks, colonial ringlet-wigged straw-brimmed hats, tiaras [if yours happens to be a princess piglet], plus dresses, wedding garb, Santa stitches and kimonos.
Click below to see some select outfits modeled by the fattest, hairiest, cutest models you'll ever see [Walter Van Beirendonck's excepted], oooh I think I just developed a PSYCHOSOMATIC PIGGY PREGNANCY POTBELLY...I'm ex-pec-ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 9, 2013
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!! OMG, Sir Isaac Cute-on: Jamie Isaac's 'Softly Draining Seas' !!
Londoner Jamie Isaac is what, like 18 or something [?] and his voice is like a sweet cherub lark and the sound of his tinkly fingers on the plucksichordion makes me feel mushy squushy in the back door!
The enjoyment I derive from listening to him is kind of like the enjoyment I derive from looking at pictures of Justin Bieber's abs; totally legal now but still kind of wrong and embryonic, and I only site Bieber because he's legal now, and not Austin Mahone or Cody Simpson who aren't but are way cuter, but we are not looking or anything. Nope! No way! Never! Not at all!
Isaac's debut EP, 'I Will Be Cold Soon' is due out on June 24th through House Anxiety Records. You can download an earlier track 'An Aus Trail (The Iron Horse Dream)' HERE and click below for two tracks Jamie made in his bedroom [shush] in 2011 -likely when he was 16, same age as Austin Mahone and Cody Simpson, not that we know about that or are looking or listening or anything- after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
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!! OMG, bare back: animals riding animals !!
This cat is so bleeding happy that he gets a ride from the table to the sofa-bed, cats just don't even care or anything cos they are cats so there. The poor tortoise on the other hand is so freaking old and withered that he doesn't even know there's a cat on the roof because he's so awfully slow anyway and if he were to go any slower he'd just go ahead and be going backwards and then the cat would derive even further joyous jubilance from riding atop that decrepit old brown fella with the beaky mouth.
Follow the jump to see various other animals riding atop various other animals; some of which care a little, some of which don't really care that much, a couple that didn't even notice and a parrot who is losing his bird brain because some skampy-ass chimpy won't even let go and he's had it up to here with it all.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
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