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!! OMG, sabre-tooth tigers are the new cougars! !!
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Although I'm completely sick of hearing about "Cougars," the world's fakest and most annoying trend, I am quite intrigued at the notion of Sabre-tooth Tigers. They're cougars, but, you know, older. And what octogenarian could be more sexually desirable than the luscious Cloris Leachman? I have wanted this woman to teach me The Facts of Life ever since she played Mrs. Garrett's hot-to-trot sister (?) Beverly Ann Stickle. Dear Cloris: let's get in over our heads!
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posted by Bmad on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, Don't Go: Oprah Winfrey Quits !!
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Noooo! I'm sure you've heard the news by now that Her Royal O-ness, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, is abandoning us! By which I mean, she's leaving her syndicated talk show (in 2011) for the greener pastures of her own television network-- which will, of course, be called OWN. Because what is Oprah about more than consumption, wealth and OWNING things?
Don't leave us, Oprah! Without your show I will have no one to lull me to sleep during my daily 4pm nap!
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posted by Bmad on Friday, November 20, 2009
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!! OMG, Before She Was Famous: Lady Gaga !!
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Lady Gaga's always talking about how she got her start as the "queen of New York's gay underground." It's all very Bette Midler/Madonna but, oh wait-- I guess Lady Gaga's version of the New York gay underground scene is actually the NYU talent show!
Not exactly Danceteria, but I guess in the end there is actually barely any difference.
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posted by Bmad on Thursday, November 19, 2009
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!! OMG, tacky corset mystery nipple slip !!
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Anyone who wears this outfit in public deserves to have their nipple photographed by the paparazzi. Can you guess who it is? Answer here.
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posted by Frank on Thursday, November 19, 2009
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!! OMG gossip: Martha puts Rachael in her place !!
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Martha Stewart disses Rachael Ray in that special WASPy way that only she can. Oh Martha, I love you. [dlisted]
Gerard Butler recreates Michael Jackson's "baby dangle" at a hotel. Eek. [popeater]
We've never been happier to be wrong. Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive for 2009. Thank goodness. [l.a. rag]
Miley Cyrus does not approve of Twilight [allie]
Ciara has a blue Lamborghini [hollywood rag]
Luke Smalley photographs the story of sexy boys in prison getting homoerotic in "Sunday Drive" [oh la la]
Robert Pattinson felt "goofy" stripping for hundeds of people [betty]
OMG Texas bans all marriage! [joe]
Is it Mary Kate Olsen or E.T. in drag? [yeeeah]
Teen idol generations collide: Zac Efron and Claire Danes are in a movie together [socialite life]
True Blood's Godric, Allan Hyde, posts his photo on Guys With iPhones [towleroad]
OMG man beats woman with cheesesteak sandwich! [tabloid prodigy]
Brittany Murphy likes open mouth kisses in public [gone hollywood]
OMG railroad conductor kitten! [urlesque]
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posted by Frank on Thursday, November 19, 2009
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!! OMG breaking: Robert Pattinson is the sexiest of 2009 !!
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As if you didn't see this one coming: People Magazine has selected Robert Pattinson as their Sexiest Man Alive for 2009, ahead of Taylor Lautner, the entire cast of True Blood, and even Andy Roddick! Congrats R-Pattz. The official announcement is coming on Wednesday. (via JJB)
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posted by Frank on Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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!! OMG gossip: Real life rivalry on 'True Blood' !!
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True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard wants more screen time than co-star Stephen Moyer. Perhaps they should settle things in the nude. [betty]
Enrique Iglesias has a giant, gold-plated penis! [dlisted]
Nicole Kidman loves her new boobs [popeater]
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt somehow have time to design jewelry for Asprey in between saving the world and making movies. [l.a. rag mag]
Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in the new Mission Impossible movie [the superficial]
OMG magazines airbrush babies! [jezebel]
Cyndi Lauper vs. Madonna. Who thinks Cyndi won the battle? [kenneth]
OMG shirtless skater boys at the beach! [oh la la]
Why did Lindsay Lohan show up on the red carpet with a back brace? [yeeeah]
Sexy gay brothers Sam and Dan play shirtless mud volleyball on The Amazing Race [greg]
Reese Witherspoon dumps her trash in neighbors bins [hollywood rag]
Adam Lambert's new music video features leather and loin cloths [socialite life]
And he's talking about doing it with a woman. Do we believe him? [anything hollywood]
Universal Studios "simplified" the names and images of black cast members away from the poster for the UK release of Couples Retreat [evil beet]
10-year-old refuses to pledge allegiance to the flag until gays can marry [towleroad]
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posted by Frank on Monday, November 16, 2009
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!! OMG, How Scandalous: Top Ten Celebrity Mug Shots !!
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Newsweek sure is getting classy! The venerable newsmagazine has recently found its complete zzzzzzzsssness a liability in the internet era. But never fear for the mag's future! They've now decided to whore themselves for our hardearned clickies with shameless features like this top ten list of celebrity mugshots.
Well, I did click. And I bet you will too. Consider it an act of charity.
posted by Bmad on Monday, November 16, 2009
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!! OMG gossip: Man strips for Jonas Brothers !!
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Crazy male Jonas Brothers fan jumps onstage, starts undressing at their concert in Madrid. [dlisted]
Carrie Prejean actually made 8 sex tapes, 30 nude photos. Does this constitute a career? [superficial]
OMG vote for your favorite Adam Lambert make-up look! [l.a. rag mag]
Get your $20 Britney Spears tickets while they're hot! [socialite life]
The Black Eyed Peas get funny on SNL [popeater]
Lady GaGa will perform on Gossip Girl this week. Here is a sneak peek. [amy grindhouse]
OMG Daniel Radcliffe smokes pot! [yeeeah]
Visit Jim Carrey's new website at the risk of losing your mind [urlesque]
OMG new video for Rihanna's "Russian Roulette"! She's in a cage. [bwe]
Josh Duhamel's stripper hook-up tries to apologize to Fergie [betty]
Sarah Palin says she would invite Levi Johnston and his hockey stick to Thanksgiving [celebitchy]
OMG Prince Harry gay kiss! [towleroad]
Gay porn star Aiden Shaw has a goth punk past! [the sword, NSFW]
OMG leaked Sex and the City 2 script! [SPOILER ALERT, tabloid prodigy]
Madonna visits Rio to raise money for Africa [oh la la]
Ben & Jerry's makes Hubby Hubby ice cream, but only in Vermont [gayest ever]
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posted by Frank on Sunday, November 15, 2009
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!! OMG a match made in Twitter heaven !!
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It only took 140 characters for this celebrity odd couple to fall in love, because they met on Twitter! Can you guess who they are? Find out here.
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posted by Frank on Friday, November 13, 2009
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