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!! OMG, unmasked: Miss Utah is Alyssa Edwards !!
Not content with her sixth place finish on the latest season of Rupaul's Drag Race, star contestant Alyssa Edwards decided to go undercover and enter the big leagues as Miss Utah "Marissa Powell."
Unfortunately she got tripped up by a thought-provoking question from Miss USA judge and former Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes. If you haven't already seen the debacle, you can watch it after the jump.
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posted by Frank on Monday, June 17, 2013
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!! OMG, pearls, glitter and rhinestones: The Face of Furry Creek, week 1; Auditions !!
Drop-shoulder peachy plume pushy mom Liz show's us just how darned eager her 14 year old son isn't to win Furry Creek's 'The Face of Furry Creek' [not a child pageant competition] competition:
"And here we have contestant number three Greg's mom's son Greg's mom's son Greg".
Oh hell, it it was a repetition competition, Liz'd be lying on the rostrum as she'd blooming be 1st, 2nd and 3rd as well.
You can see the other contestant's audition tapes over at TFoFC's web-of-joy-site, including Deb's audition tape which wasn't even made by her, but by rival and bezzie Sisi; so the video is sort of more about Sisi [isn't everything] and sort of only features Deb for about 5 seconds and she's poopy-dooping which seems a tad biased, unless your into '1 Girl 1 Cup', in which case VOTE DEB [not really, shhhhh]!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, June 4, 2013
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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!
As you all know 'The Face of Furry Creek' is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.
"People say our beautiful precinct is serene"...SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!
Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.
There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?...that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can't stop twerking to it now!
Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, giving some Lip: Jeremy Allen White for Bullett !!
The other week we showed you 'Shameless' actor Jeremy Allen White's bottty-bum in his 'caught-you-scrubbing-your-SCROTAL-scene' -scene, but I realise that although I would love to snuggle with said ass, they are not the only lips he's wagging.
White spoke to Bullett [HERE] about the beard rash he developed from kissing Liev Schreiber, holding an [onscreen] dj at gunpoint, and -if given a choice- always opting to flash his back crack as oppose to his front trunk:
"The directors and writers have asked a lot of us--you know, "You're going to have to show something. You can show your dick or you can show your ass." The answer is usually ass. I will be sticking to the ass shot as long as I have control."
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
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!! OMG, frozen fish: Chad Sell's Alaska Cartoons !!
Because Alaska "Guuuuuuuuur, take it easy!" Thunderfuck should have flipping won RPDR, as she is by far the funniest, smartest and nicest of all of them [but please ignore me in the corner munching on a fillet of bitter fish] and she needs the prize money to correct her fish-fin Genu valgum, here are some cartoon gifs and stills by the funny and fabulous Chad Sell.
Chad in fact does SELL HERE, prints and books and whatnot, but for online purposes click below to see more of his Alaskanimations and click HERE to see some of those other queens from series 5 imortalised in cartoon fish-form.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 13, 2013
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!! OMG, smells like Pooh: HNNY's 'Boy' !!
Featuring Winnie-the-Pooh twerking in the mirror 'til his ass rips right open, then climbing up a large trunk to get the hot fresh wad of goo at the top, only to end up sat on a twink called Christopher, and they then run away from those angry fat-ass door-whores and end up in a pool party together!
Winnie is a hot mess in this video as we follow him on like the best night EVER; totes worth telling his tweaked out friend Tigger L8R!
HNNY take Brandy & Monica's 'The Boy Is Mine' and slow it down to a house & garage version. I don't know what they are serving in the punch bowl at that pool party but HONEYBEAR IS TRIPPIN' HARD!
[via discobelle]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 13, 2013
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!! OMG, Scribble Squirlfriends: Marina Abramović & Kim Cattrall !!
Durational performance artist Marina Abramović and 'Sex & the City' actress Kim Cattrall are real good squirlfriends, which is just super because I love them both; Marina for that piece "AAA-AAA" that she did with Ulay (Uwe Laysiepen) in '78 where they screamed into each others' mouths for ten minutes straight, and Kim because we both were born in Liverpool and moved to Canada, which I think makes us immigrational doppelgangers or soul sisters or something, oh and she looks hot for 56 year old, however I just look LIKE a 56 year old, she looks my age I look her age, basically.
Vmag eavesdropped on a phone conversation between the two, Abramović in New York, and Cattrall down south, researching for her upcoming role in Tennessee Williams' 'Sweet Bird Of Youth' at The Old Vic in London-Town.
What Kim had to say about Marina:
"Her mind sees things in a very serious way, but she doesn't."
...and what Marina had to say of her friendship with Kim:
"This kind of friendship that is free from the pressure...to be smarter than the other one or play power games or feel jealousy."
You can see their individual photos after the jump and read the whole transcribed conversation HERE, where they discuss peeling shrimp in Baton Rouge and how Marina -the woman who stabs herself with knives as part of her public performances- has to be coaxed by Kim to go on a twirly centrifugal carnival ride 'because she was scared'!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 10, 2013
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!! OMG, lady shady shade: Alexis Colby and Dominique Devereaux serve it up !!
Now that '..Drag Race' has reached the finish line, we are all gasping for a sip of tea, and these couple of bitches are brewing a steaming pot of loose leaf EARL GAY:
Kevin sent me this a couple of days back with the heading 'Dynasty Shade Fest', which I think about sums it all up, these bitches are throwing the best kind of shade, that is rich privileged fur-clad lady shady shade, apart from the other best type of shade which is LAMP-SHADE, of which there are none in this scene, just lots of well tended to indoor tropical plant shades.
[thanks Kevin & Margot]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
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!! OMG, total Tarth: Gwendoline Christie !!
Gwendoline Christie has acted for the Royal Shakespeare Company, been in the West End production of Breakfast at Tiffany's and Terry Gilliam's 'The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus'.
More importantly she saw Jaime Lannister's peen last week in Game Of Thrones, as we all know her best as the butch-brawler Brienne of Tarth.
I am a big fan of Christie, not least as she told Wonderland Magazine she wanted to ban Uggs, and her favourite food is wood, but also because she is a 6"3' glamazon and eats men for four square meals a day [probably between slices of wood].
Follow the jump to see Gwendoline looking like the absolute ultimate fashion tower that she is, and let's face it, as Anna Dello Russo once almost kind of sort of said; "YOU NEED A FASHION TOWER".
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 6, 2013
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!! OMG, how detailed: The SOAPS winning entry !!
We don't normally post submitted contest entries, but this one from Bill M., the winner of our SOAPS contest, certainly merits it.
He describes the mysterious disappearance of the All My Children teenage character Bobby Martin (played by Michael Bersell), who went up to the attic and never came out: a plotline that dates all the way back to 1970.
Remember, the contest question was "What is the worst act of treachery that has ever occurred on either One Life to Live or All My Children? Be convincing."
Read Bill's full, multi-faceted response after the jump.
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posted by Frank on Monday, April 29, 2013
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