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!! OMG, Ty Ty Baby uses Black Panther’s popularity to talk about – what else!? Herself! !!

Find a way Tyra! Find a way, and you’ll weave yourself into the topic of the day somehow. That’s why we love your pioneering tales.

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!! OMG, it’s called Fashion. Look it up: Martine Rose Fall 2018 !!

Martine Rose Fall 2018 men's wear runway
A live reading of my last review, if indeed there was one, would probably have been delivered at full grate by Gilbert Gottfried. Angrily squawking like a molting city duck, the comedian’s nasal yell summoning all the urgency of a five alarm fire delivering the goods on Vetements. Pure rant. A hit. A stink piece. This edition, relatively, is a more gentle exploration. Less piss, less vinegar, more massage oil and lava cake. So melt down and tuck in, but rage on in the comments if you’ve gotta.
Martine Rose Fall 2018 men's catwalk
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!! OMG, it’s VOGUE’s 73 questions with Donatella Versace! !!

Fashion designer Donatella Versace invites Vogue into her beautiful Milan apartment (previously owned by the late Gianni Versace) and answers 73 questions. As Donatella takes us through the rooms of her family’s home, she talks about the legacy of Gianni Versace, the future of fashion, and the most common misconceptions about her.

Hmmm, perfect timing VOGUE! There’s so much Versace fascination going on right now with Ryan Murphy‘s new show. The REAL test here is – can you make out what Donatella is saying!?

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!! OMG, it’s called Fashion. Look it up: Vetements Fall 2018 !!

Vetements Fall 2018 men's wear
Spandex topped with a spray of logos
Sandwiched by globs of meme-worthy dumbassness
Drip down a wad of duct tape
Vibrated at the frequency of death metal and held by an office clip
Finished with a rainbow sticker
Shot through a smartphone
Delivered by an Amazon drone
Straight to the limbic system.

Dry rot accompanied by a sensation that can only be described as absorbent. Spongey. Fluffy. Chemically derived, the consistency of “bread” expanding infinitely inside Subway Sub’s baked fresh ovens.

Vetements Fall 2018 men's wear

What’s this feeling? A little confused? Self-satisfied with a hint of nausea? Definitely an outbreak of the infectious state we’re calling generophilia.

Generophilia is both asexual and fetishistic. An allegiance corporate and crust punk. Anarchy and commerce uncomfortably fused at onset soothed only by a vapour rich cough drop confection known as Vetements.

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