Last night on Top Model, the five remaining ladies had to pose on top of an elephant to sell haute couture womens razors. The majestic creatures struck a chord with contestant Jade (see above photo for evidence), who went on to expound upon why elephants are so important. Did you know that they are part of the “dinosaur family”? Did you know that there is such a thing as the “dinosaur family”? Right.
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