Hey everybody, I’m sorry about the lack of posts for the past week. I’ve been on a mini-vaca in New York and the Internet hasn’t be readily accessible.
I did receive a lot of entries for the Nelly Furtado contest, however, and here is the winner, selected for its cohesive narrative, clever rhymes, and general hilarity:
Promiscuous girl / whoever you are / I’m all alone and i’m really drunk
Promiscuous boy / can’t you guess / I’m one shot away from burning my pants!
Promiscuous girl / you’re confusing me / I got what you want / but is it for free?
Promiscuous boy / let’s cut to the chase / if you don’t have any cash / you’ll have to hang with Jose.
Congratulations Uliana! You’re a genius, and you will soon receive your prize of an autographed Nelly Furtado poster and vinyl copy of “Loose.”