We saw a couples flashes of Chris Atkins‘s penis in The Blue Lagoon (remember, the one with Brooke Shields when she still had a unibrow?), but he was either swimming around in a very cold ocean or sliding down rocks with his baby, so neither were very sexy.
Fortunately, he decided to take some steamy photos either before or after the fact. I don’t know what he looks like now, but Mr. Atkins was very hot (if a bit girly) then, so let us remember after the jump [NSFW].
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