!! OMG, how unsavory: Orlando’s moustache !!

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The 30-year retro loop is in full effect, and 70s porn moustaches are back in style. In Orlando Bloom‘s case, I think he should either “leak” a sex tape or shave the thing off before people start confusing him for porn icon John Holmes:
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2 Comments on "OMG, how unsavory: Orlando’s moustache"

  1. The facial hair must go. To me, he has always thought he looked very much like Roger Federer, the number 1 tennis player in the world.

  2. He can release a sex tape. We won’t mind

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