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!! OMG, he’s naked: Dane Cook !!

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Actor Dane Cook shows off his flexibility in the film Good Luck, Chuck, where he has an almost uncountable number of acrobatic sex scenes. On the new, uncensored DVD (coming out January 15), there is a “Sex Matrix” that lets you watch only the sex scenes, which leads me to believe they could be the only scenes worth watching.
The one hanging from the rafters got my attention anyway. Check out the NSFW screen caps after the jump.


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    omg what a nice bubble butt i would eat that allllllll day long

    what i don’t get is that they’ll show her tits but not his balls or cock. what is happening to the world these days?

    Damn he has a sexy body. I would eat that ass like crazy.

    for some reason, after i saw this movie i wanted to bone dane cook
    i mean look at his amazing ass =]

    its me again a just thought id say im a girl and id bang him all day he is so damn hot!

    Holy Crap He is so damn hot with clothes on and even hotter without! All i can say is DAMN!

    I so wish I could pound that ass.
    I also wish that his dick could pound my ass.
    I have always loved that beautiful ass.
    If Dane were smart he would would do a gay sex tape

    Hey Shawn, I’m a straight 23 year old guy, and if I had to blow a guy, this would be him.

    are these from the DVD? there should be frontal nude somewhere.. lol

    Blurred balls aside, why oh why did Dane shave his nicely hairly chest? I keep expecting the fad of shaving men to fade along with the metrosexual tag, but Hollywood in particular needs to put down the razor.

    He’s uncut? What a shame and how gross! He seems sort of attractive but now with that info he seems just grotesque and vile! Thanks for killing it for me!

    i love his ass it is just so sexy love it later.

    when half your audience is straight college boys, i guess it pays to spend extra time working out your admittedly bubble type butt. this appeals to the soon to be launched homosexuality of straight college boys. and mine.

    He’s not attractive. He just looks dirty like he doesn’t shower and smells like farts. Idk.

    the man just MOVES very sensually. doesn’t suprise me a bit that there’s a fine body under those jeans and t-shirts. yum !

    Cute ass, but he’s still horribly unfunny. Maybe a career in porn would suit him better.

    Suddenly, I really want to pound Dane’s ass. Who knew!

    Physically nice, but the comedy background of this guy makes some of the sex appeal go away for me.

    From one from the rafters is ridiculously anatomically incorrect.

    That is one beautiful ass! Too bad there isn’t an ‘uncut’ version of this DVD with Dane’s uncut weiner on display.
    (And for the record, he has admiited to being uncut!)

    Those of you wishing to see what they blurred out are probably in for a disappointment: in movies, they normally fasten a piece of fabric to the guy’s crotch so as to prevent actual sexual contact (which would merit the film an X or NC17 rating). It’s most likely that they blurred that out to prevent viewers from seeing that the sex is fake, as opposed to blurring out Dane’s actual genitals.
    Is anyone else, by the way, struck by the strange fluctuation in Dane’s body type? In some of those pictures (the one on the beach, the one where he’s fucking her from behind on the wheelbarrow) Dane just kinda looks fit and skinny… While in others (especially the ones showing his ass) he looks very muscular and kinda beefy. Hmmm. I must say, though, that is one of the best asses I’ve seen in a long time and it seriously begs to be thoroughly eaten out.

    you guys think that’s dane’s hardon in pic 2? because damn that’s fine.
    never really though much of him but wow.

    All of the shots that might show a bit of crotch or even pubes are blocked out on the DVD, these pictures really are as good as it gets.

    DAYUM these are nice caps!

    The best part of the movie is from the scene on the beach… and he rubs the head of it. I wanna rub the head of it too….with my tonsils. :o)

    HA! picture seven does have edited nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need to rent this unedited version just to see that!

    Very nice ass… shame about the face.

    Who knew Dane had such a cute butt?

    i always thought dane cook was hot but damn, love that hot firm ass. would love to have him sit on my face with that hot ass. how i wish i could trade places with the women in the pics. yum

    What’s up with picture number 7? Looks like something has been brushed out of the image, maybe some nuggets? Is there a un-censored version of the ‘uncut’ DVD that might show a little more?

    Damnit, none of them show of Dane Cooks little Cook.

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