!! OMG, huge package: Michael Ballack !!
According to the folks at Queerclick (link NSFW), soccer stud Michael Ballack has the "biggest bulge in soccer," and I believe them because I know they have done more research in this area than probably anyone. The above video provides plenty of supporting evidence.
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