!! OMG, crazy Jesus commenter !!
I probably don't give credit to my fabulous commenters often enough, so today is the day. I just got this one a little while ago on a post with Helena Christensen's nude photos [NSFW].
Wow. Just wow:
no, faggot. not 'omg' shes naked. you sound like youre scared. pathetic white chump. women are not to be feared moron, but loved and appreciated by Gods grace. The Only One to fear is God. Only God is Worthy to be feared. Only God has the Power to put in Heaven or Hell. Fear God. I fear God, and nothing or nobody else, by Gods grace. Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace. We fear God, by His grace, and we dont have to be afraid of anything or anybody else, by Gods grace. Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace. women are pussies. dont be afraid of a woman. BITCH. Jesus Christ saves. not 'coolest and edgiest'... fucking moron.
'edgy' isnt cool. white demons might think that. 'jittery, nervous, uptight'... those are synonyms of edgy. white uptight demons might think thats 'coolest'. LOSERS. lemmings of the Earth.
no, the Coolest is Jesus Christ and His Love. His Love makes us calm, peaceable, chill, laid back, loose, steady, stable, by His grace. Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace. Repent. dont take Gods Name in vain, omgblog. moron. Repent.
Thanks for the words, "D." Too bad you didn't leave your email address so I could write to you personally. I can't blame you for being "scared," I guess!
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posted by Frank on Tuesday, July 29, 2008
comments: 23 | category: Webbish
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I wonder if he found your page while searching for some porn to jack off to.. maybe he doesnt fear god enough? lulsies what a sweetheart
Posted by:
Kaleb |
August 7, 2008 10:44 PM
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Is this a joke? Wow. Two things actually spring to mind. One, I had no idea that peaceable was a real word but I'm totally going to use it at least once a day! Two, I'm not sure God would appreciate calling women pussies (he must be a mormon). I of course have other issues with that long, rambling, vaguely familiar, speech but everyone has already covered them.
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Kyle |
July 31, 2008 12:23 PM
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I see Stephen Baldwin now reads your blog. Perhaps it is his first step in coming to terms with himself.
Posted by:
Olive Yurdich |
July 30, 2008 4:08 PM
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Illiterate, intolerant, AND racist? You've hit the Phelps Church Trifecta!!
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Ray |
July 30, 2008 3:35 PM
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His post is hilarious!!! It's going to be so funny when he finds out he's going to hell!
Posted by:
dattexas |
July 30, 2008 2:06 PM
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"His Love makes us calm, peaceable, chill, laid back, loose, steady, stable, by His grace."
Wow… might I suggest the decaffeinated version of Jesus? I hear it's just as tasty as the original. Maybe then you'll be all the things you say come from His grace.
Secondly, you do realize that to type G-d fully, in many branches of belief system known as Christianity, is considered taking His name in vain... just a thought. Peace.
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Marc |
July 30, 2008 11:18 AM
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While I agree with most comments here, I strongly recent Jamie's comment. "Tweaked out tranny"? Why use that as an insult? Is being a tranny now a bad thing? It is not cool for anyone to use the term "gay", as an insult. But it is ok for us to use "Tranny" as one? Is this not just as bad? I would regard Tranny's much higher than a loser like this, using God's name to spead hatred. And I think Jamie's comment is no better. Just my thoughts on this. Thank you.
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TheNiebur |
July 30, 2008 10:57 AM
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what a jerk.
"edgy"???? he sounded a little ON EDGE to me...like he was on meth. what a d-bag.
god is love...and i'm pretty sure god wants you to have love for your fellow man....no matter their gender, sexual preference, nationality, etc.
thank you for not being scared of d-bags like him...and thank you for continuing to post.... i
Posted by:
kate |
July 30, 2008 10:32 AM
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This is the same sort of moron who shot up that Unitarian church and killed 2 people. Psycho.
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bob |
July 30, 2008 8:48 AM
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Then he took out a gun and shot up a church full of innocent people watching children performing Annie. And all was right in Bush's America.
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Minh Tran |
July 30, 2008 1:33 AM
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