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What would you do if some dude you met on the street left you messages like these?

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left.

The best part is that he’s from Toronto! 416 area code baby.
(via Holy Taco)

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    BWAAAAHAHAAAAA! What a fucking LOSER!!!

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
    listen to the interview.
    he uses the “elegant” line…

    Oy Vey. Where’s my gun…

    “You go up to [any girl] and say “you’re one of the most elegant women I’ve ever seen.” Even if they’re punked up, their fucking minds are blown because they’re not used to being called elegant. They’ll do almost anything after that.”
    That’s a quote from one of Dmitri the Lover’s laughable “How to get women” seminars. Several of my friends in Toronto have been approached by this repetitive, stalkerish douchebag. He had lavalife and nerve.com profiles up a few years ago, an acquaintance sent his ridiculous “elegant” (and insistent!) pickups to everyone on her email list.
    There’s an expose article about him on BlogTO. Other ppl on this thread have linked to more info about him; in short, James Sears is his real name, and, interestingly, he was refused entry into military med school because he’s a borderline sociopath.

    OH MY GOD…..
    What a complete fucking lunatic.
    I found myself actually wincing throughout that entire thing! Lol.
    -S

    I WOULD DIE.

    “…its extremely passive aggressive…you should look that up passive aggressive disorder…” What a total male cunt!

    Ha Ha Ha!!! He needs his own reality show. That was truly classic.

    U nbelievable
    S trange
    A wesome
    And way to go to publish it on the Inet, Olga 😉

    And she didn’t call him back?!? I for one am shocked!

    Self-Awareness Deficiency strikes 10 out of 10 douchebags, most of whom can’t get a reality show on E! Won’t you help today?

    i LOVE smoking up and reading your blog.
    keep ’em coming! 😉

    “Let the romance begin…” Indeed! The really hilarious (and scary) thing about these phone messages is that they have the exact same tone as many of the M4W ads on Craigslist etc.
    Glad you’re back, Frank.

    “Let the romance begin…” Indeed! The really hilarious (and scary) thing about these phone messages is that they have the exact same tone as many of the M4W ads on Craigslist etc.
    Glad you’re back, Frank.

    Wow. After hearing the first half, I was all ready to comment and say how bad I felt for the poor guy, since he seemed socially inept but otherwise not malicious.
    And then I heard the second message. “One of the few people in this town who has nothing wrong with him” Clearly.

    I am in Love. Why can’t I meet a man like that. Such a Charmer!

    Wow. That is by far the creepiest serial killer message I’ve ever heard in my life!!

    what a terrible person. sounds like he’s the one with relationship issues.

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