!! OMG, ridiculous: GOOP by Gwyneth Paltrow !!
So, for some reason, Gwyneth Paltrow feels the need to rub her fabulous life in your face via a website called GOOP. On GOOP, Gwyneth tells you why your life sucks and what you need to do to be better, like her:
My life is good because I am not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.
Over the years, I have tried lots of different things. I have made lots of mistakes. But I have figured some things out in the process and I would like to share them with you. Whether you want a good place to eat in London, some advice on where to stay in Austin, the recipe I made up this week, or some thoughts from one of my sages, GOOP is a little bit of everything that makes up my life.
Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.
OH MY GOD! This makes me so mad! What a cunt! Hey, Gwyneth, here's why your life is so fucking fantastic: You were born into privelige, you are kind of pretty, and are married to a rich rock star. FUCK YOU!
She might as well just say what she really thinks - if you're poor or ugly, just kill yourself, cause I have no use for you.
Thanks to Kirby for the tippy.
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