!! OMG, some advice: Adult Arcade Behaviour !!

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Now that we’ve had some thoughts on SEX AT THE GYM, here are some words of wisdom from an employee at an adult film arcade:

5) My job is to police the arcade and sell shit. That is all I get paid to do and it’s all I care about. I could care less if you have a wedding ring on as you suck off 12 dudes, I don’t care if you are cheating on your wife with a woman of “questionable standards”, I don’t care if you enjoy dressing in your little sisters cloths and putting on a show for strangers in a window booth, I DO NOT GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE. I do not need a play by play description of what you were just doing. Keep it to yourself or write it in your journal or whatever. Just leave me out of it, I will not be impressed, seriously.

I usually just like to go in and sniff the jizzy tissues like ISABELLE HUPPERT. God I love that woman.
Read the full list of pointers HERE.

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2 Comments on "OMG, some advice: Adult Arcade Behaviour"

  1. The full list is hilarious! I hope he’s a writer in his spare time. And that he keeps a bottle of hand sanitizer nearby.

  2. Now if only people followed those rules on OMGBlog when there’s a picture of a naked dude. Seriously, we don’t want to know what you want to do to them or have them do to you…

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