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Swedish action star Dolph Lundgren was caught flashing his bits at the beach recently. I warn you, the NSFW photo of his wiener after the jump is of him now, not the Dolph you might remember from Universal Soldier.


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» posted by Graydon on Tuesday, May 12, 2009
comments: 22 | category: Candy |



Dolph tökéletes,vonzó,sexy,jóképű.Irigylem a feleségét,vagy barátnőjét.

» posted by ötvös eszter | November 22, 2014 5:42 PM

I'm watching Universal Solider right now, Dolph was gorgeous then, and he is still beautiful now.

Considering his size (6'6' and over 230LBS), the fact that his penis looks proportionate on his huge frame, means his penis, is HUGE. He's probably a thick 8'' to 10''. Massive porn star cock. Its gorgeous.

Anyone who says otherwise, is a pathetic, brain dead, Internet trolling idiot that needs to get out, sleep with some real men and experience life before they post.

» posted by Justme | May 10, 2014 4:04 AM

Oh my god Dolph lundgrens cock is lush IDE give him a blow job any day luv 2 get my lips around that big dick he's so hot
Wish I was his girlfriend she's a lucky women his girlfriend with a dick like that I bet she rides him like a horse x lucky girl.

» posted by Helen CrYer | February 9, 2013 7:06 AM

He might not be exactly what he used to be (who ever is when they get to 50?), but I think he's kinda hot for a 50yo.
I'd love to get done by him. Still got muscle, a beautiful dick with a nice head on it, and he's still really good-looking for his age.
I'd love to spend a few nights with him. Yeah, he's still definitely fuckable!

» posted by Darren | April 16, 2012 9:27 AM

Hes cock is not small :) He is 6.6 (198m) so looking to his heigh, the size of his cock after swimming... ItS JUST PERFECT!!!

And I like him SO MUCH that he could even have a very small cock I would like to be with him, feel his muscles over my body and kissing his lips... well... shup up Dmnitry :)

» posted by Dmitriy | March 16, 2012 6:24 PM

I'd suck him off on that beach, not bad.

» posted by A. Arciniega | July 3, 2009 6:24 PM

The whole un/cut thing again, huh?

For a man his age, he's not bad. Of course he isn't going to be as perfect as he was back in the day, but he's not nearly as far from what he was as some guys that used to be hot. Quit hatin'.

And no, the dick is not that small at all. It's not like it's hard like that. Jeez, people.

» posted by Klarth | May 14, 2009 9:17 PM

Oh :( kind of looks sleepy.

» posted by Frau | May 14, 2009 8:01 PM

Gross,so ugly,like an embarrassed turtle! Mutilate me anyday(oh wait,its been done,thank God!)

» posted by Yankcock69 | May 13, 2009 1:17 PM

I would say that's about average and average is good.

» posted by chris | May 13, 2009 7:54 AM

yummo. love them intact cocks. damn, he's thick. bet he's a grower. he's swedish, i think, and they don't do the penile mutilations. although zooming in on that picture there seems to be two rings on the shaft. one looks like it's the head, but whoo, that'd be a big head, then there's another ridge up on the shaft. interesting. he looks really good although he could do with less manscaping and let the hair grow all over.

» posted by eternalcanadian | May 13, 2009 5:03 AM

He looks pretty good to me. I don't think he's small, he's probably cold, so you know guys, shrinkage.
And who cares if that's his actual size? I don't. Average sizes are way more fun. Not too big, not too small, it's perfect.

» posted by mb00 | May 12, 2009 10:43 PM

I'm starting to think if a cock isn't the size of an arm it's considered small. Is that how it works now?

» posted by Dustin | May 12, 2009 10:14 PM

This is indeed Dolph, TMZ reported about it the other night on tv, was talking about how he totally knew the photographers were there and just whipped off his towel anyway. And I can't believe anyone could call him "small" that's just ludicrous.

» posted by Eko | May 12, 2009 6:30 PM

I'll say "bits." I can't tell if he's so small cuz the water was cold or the rest of him is so huge.

» posted by HG | May 12, 2009 3:50 PM

Awesome photo... Thanks for this! I've had it for him since Universal Soldier and it's nice to see he still looks awesome.

» posted by Mikey Garcia | May 12, 2009 2:09 PM

The way he's hanging and his balls pulled like that, it looks like he's wearing a cock ring.

» posted by RedBackFur | May 12, 2009 1:47 PM

Um. Giant head with a hoodie.

» posted by R | May 12, 2009 1:00 PM

I'd still hit it. I always knew he'd be uncut.

» posted by Caleb | May 12, 2009 10:30 AM

Do you really think that nude is of Dolph?

» posted by Robert Peterson | May 12, 2009 9:41 AM

For a man who will be 53 in November...he looks pretty damn good if you ask me!!! Sweet meat too!

» posted by Dan | May 12, 2009 8:42 AM

I would have been hotter if this was from his earlier days, like universal soldier.

» posted by Fazz | May 12, 2009 8:41 AM

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