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!! OMG, he's naked: Cristiano Ronaldo !!

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Cristiano Ronaldo had his shorts pulled up by a rival soccer player and since he doesn't APPEAR TO WEAR UNDERWEAR on the field (or alternately he wears ONLY HIS UNDERWEAR) his dilly flopped out. See a couple NSFW screen grabs of the event after the jump. It's a bit blurry cause it looks like it was flopping around pretty good, but you can tell it's nothing to scoff at.

EDIT: Oops - I totally didn't look at these pictures properly - I thought the blurry head underneath the shorts in the second photo was his wiener falling out. But OMG reader Mark has sent us a link to a better view of the goods which you can see after the jump along with my originally non-nude pics. Sowwy!

DOUBLE EDIT: So the nude is a fake. Oy. What a bust of a post! Oh well, at least there's peen, and you can pretend it's real!

TRIPLE EDIT: Loyal reader CB sent us the proof that the last pic is fake. The body and penis belong to someone named Angel Barrachina. Proof is after the jump.

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FAKE PROOF:

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And one more of Angel Barrachina's perky wiener just for fun:

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posted by Graydon on Monday, June 8, 2009
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You can tell that's not Ronaldo because Ronaldo's body is way more defined and is a little bulkier.

Ronaldo all the way!

Posted by: Karen | October 5, 2009 4:25 PM

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How disappointing is that? Damn.

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Posted by: NativeNYker | September 18, 2009 7:26 PM

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I just checked out the pic of Ángel Barrachina and well he should have been on here, since his isn't faked. Plus Imo he looks hotter that Ronaldo.

Posted by: Fazz | June 9, 2009 9:39 AM

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That nude picture is faked. I've seen that picture before and it is of another person. They just pasted Renaldo's face and took out the tattoo.

Posted by: Matty | June 8, 2009 7:31 PM

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The bottom picture is Ángel Barrachina - Big Bro Spain winner, with Cristiano's head photo-shopped onto it.

Posted by: Stan | June 8, 2009 6:11 PM

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is that last fully nude real?

Posted by: thevinylvillager | June 8, 2009 4:24 PM

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wasnt that nude pick proven fake already. its his head on another body.

Posted by: Doug | June 8, 2009 4:23 PM

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is this real? i see the nude one, byt if that is his dick, well he basically is the perfect man, in every way. Now we need to help him open that damned jammed closet door.

Posted by: Fazz | June 8, 2009 4:12 PM

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here is a better view.

http://www.themalecelebrities.com/images/cristiano_ronaldo.jpg

Posted by: Mark | June 8, 2009 3:40 PM

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i dont see anything.

Posted by: hunterclark | June 8, 2009 3:30 PM

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