Oh, youth. Remember before the internet? I use to spend so many hours watching Channel 95– otherwise known as the Scrambled Spice channel– trying to somehow decipher a boob or a butt. (Does anyone even remember what I’m talking about?) Even though I knew they were never going to show a D– because the Spice channel was really just about ladies bouncing their boobs and spazzing out– I still always held out hope that maybe, just maybe, today was going to be the day it happened.
The other thing I did was rent VHS movies from something called the Wild Comedy section of the video store and then try to pause them at the exact right moment where I would get to see some guy’s junk. Junk was always pretty rare, which is obviously why Island of the Blue Lagoon was such a revelation. But one of my favorite more obscure junk-related movies was 1984’s Hardbodies with blondie dreamboat Grant Cramer. I’ve seen it a thousand times but I don’t think my pause-finger was ever quite fast enough to get a view of his dick (and fantastic ass) that’s as clear as the ones after the jump.
(Via DreamCaps, NSFW, duh.)