There’s something kind of sexy about dirty-talking Republicans, no matter how old and gross they are. It’s just so taboo, right? Perhaps even the sweetest taboo?! Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far. But anyway.
Sweetest or not, today is a great day, because California Republican assemblyman Michael D. Duvall has been caught giving the play-by-play on his sexual conquests into a hot mic in the California Legislature. Apparently Duvall has been getting down with a naughty 36-year-old lobbyist (with unusual taste in undies?) and can’t stop bragging about it! It’s all on tape:
“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”
“So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!'”
It’s so European! Except much more trashy and depressing! And it goes on.
Assemblyman Duvall is obviously an outspoken crusader against gay marriage and a staunch advocate of so-called family values. I suppose spankings are a kind of family value, so maybe it all makes sense.
The above video features the audio of some of Duvall’s steamy exchange. Keep your hands out of your pants, boys! I know it’s erotic, but I’m sure you have work you should be doing.
P.S., It’s off the subject but KCAL 9’s intrepid investigative reporter in the above video deserves a whole post of his own. Give this man a newsmagazine show!
(Quotes from The OC Weekly via Gawker)
UPDATE: After being stripped of his committee posts, Duvall has resigned from his position.