!! OMG, what a ham: Lady Kaka !!
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Lady Kaka has made a name for herself with her infectious dance-poop party song "Poop On Your Face", and wildly disgusting and totally uncalled for "shock art" performances. One thing is for sure: Kaka is a tough act to follow-- both on stage and in the can. This past weekend the never-toilet-trained star debuted her new single "Pepperoni" with a messy performance at Toronto gay bar "The Beaver". Check out the video above and full lyrics after the jump.
Lyrics for "Pepperoni" by Lady Kaka
I am a cow. I'm cooking out
I'm fat, it's true and I'm coming for you
It's so magical, eating is fantastical
Pizza and cheese, they are calori-ous
Just to fit in my jeans, but the taste of pizza don't have a price
Ready for those plus-size tights.
'cause you know what baby
I'm a big fat ass with a gastric bypass, but I'll eat
Pepper, Pepperoni
Call that pizza man and ask him for some ham
I'm a big fat ass with a gigantic ass and I want
Pepper, Pepperoni
I'll be a girl on a cooking show
There'll be food on the floor yo
'cause I am a slob, in between my thighs
Eating is my excercise
Dinner is my burnt, my weight is so high
My butt is so big and my ass cheeks are sagging
Don't publicize, eating is my exercise
I'm a big fat ass with a gastric bypass, but I'll eat
Pepper, Pepperoni
Call that pizza man and ask him for some ham
I'm a big fat ass with a gigantic ass and I want
Pepper, Pepperoni
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posted by Kevin on Thursday, October 22, 2009
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