For f*ck’s sake. This is exactly why I’ve been avoiding the Levi Johnston story. I knew it was all just a big tease! Now Gawker is reporting that he will NOT be showing his penis in his upcoming Playgirl spread. I hate to sound like a complain-y OMG Blog reader, but that’s not naked! Is this going to be like the Shannen Doherty Playboy spread where she’s sitting there with her arms and legs crossed so you can’t see anything at all? I suspect it might!
We’ve been taken for a ride, guys. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.