!! OMG, How Chaste: Side Hugs! !!
Here at OMG Headquarters, we spend a lot of time thinking of new ways to minimize our level of sin. Although there are a lot of things we're not willing to give up (gaiety, covetousness, swear words) there are a few places where it's easy to cut back on the sinfulness. For instance: hugs! A week ago, I didn't even know that hugs were sinful at all. That's before I learned about the difference between front hugs (sinful) and side hugs (not sinful!!!!). By eliminating front hugs from my life in favor of side hugs, it allows me to sin more freely in other, more meaningful areas. Who really cares about hugs anyway?
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posted by Bmad on Monday, November 23, 2009
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