I haven't decided whether I love MTV's Jersey Shore yet or whether I'm just bored by it. Either way, there is a person on it named "Snooki" and I do love that. Anyway, it turns out that before Snooki was a reality TV sensation, she already had her own YouTube channel! Who doesn't, right?
Above, watch Snooki dancing with a bottle of wine. More of her antics are after the jump. Kids today!
I cannot believe that I just wasted 4 minutes of my time watching this complete imbecile make a roaring ass out of herself. Sum it up in two words "WHITE TRASH"!
Geez, some things... These were the guys that were such jerks in Wildwood back in the day, and "Snookie" and the like were the "trailer trash" that got rolling drunk, screamed at theguys and each other under 5 layers of makeup and flash. Saddest part is that they don't even know how repulsive they are, and how sad.
Ok the first video just looks so boring. The other girl doesn't even look like she's enjoying herself. It's like they're trying to look like they're having a fun time but it's just lame. Snooki needs a new hairstyle. And please someone tell her to get rid of that bright white clip!! First of all, that clip is from 1992 and secondly, if you are going to wear something like that in your hair all the time, opt for a more subtle color, like black to blend in with your hair. It looks like crap.
I only watched the last video. So is she supposed to be italian? I mean she looks like she is trying to look like a filipino girl who is trying to look like an American girl with an Amy Winehouse bird nest on top of her head. I thought these were Halloween pics at first but then realized this is probably how she dresses 24/7. She is a laughable cartoon and nothing more. If she were her normal skin color and took out those ugly $5 contacts and did her hair normally she might be pretty, but it's hard to tell under so many layers of tacky.
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