BREAKING NEWS!The New York Daily News, along with several little birdies in the NY Senate, are reporting that same-sex marriage might be put to a vote in the EMPIRE STATE tonight. Sen. Ruben Diaz, Sr.– who is somehow both a total fag hag and an staunch opponent of gay rights– is currently holed up in his office prayin’ on it, says the NYDN’s Liz Benjamin:
“I don’t know why it has to be done in special session. I don’t know why it has to be today. Is it going to be done? I believe so,” Diaz Sr. told me rather glumly during a brief telephone interview just now.
“Of course I’m going to vote ‘no’ – that’s my position…I will hold all my comments for the floor if the issue comes to the floor. You will hear me say everything I have to say about it. I have a strong feeling that it is (coming to the floor). I’m in my office. I’m calling around. I’m praying.”
“…I don’t know anything anymore,” Diaz Sr. added. “I don’t know what’s going on anymore. People give you word and then they go back on their word. There is no gentleman’s agreement anymore. Me, I give you my word and I don’t go back on it. Not anymore.”
Here’s hoping it goes through… and that big lights will inspire someone to propose to me! (Preferably someone totes rich.)