Attention epicureans and compulsive masturbators! I have the cookbook for you! Did you know that human semen is a delicacy in some parts of the world? Me neither, probably cause it’s not.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
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