!! OMG, Time For Change: Justin Bieber no longer a boy, not yet a woman !!


Oh no! While many (me!) had assumed that singing sensation/Twitter criminal Justin Bieber was just a modern-day eunuch who would remain young and fair of face forever, it turns out his testicles are finally descending– and it’s causing the little fella some problems.
Poor Justin’s voice is changing, which means his dog whistle-pitched crooning will soon be a lot more difficult to accomplish. The question on everyone’s mind is, of course, whether his legion of teenage girls will accept an idol with some grass on the field.
Oh, never mind that– I’m sure the gays will be happy to take him if the girls don’t want him…
[Contact Music via Crushable]

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1 Comment on "OMG, Time For Change: Justin Bieber no longer a boy, not yet a woman"

  1. He’s cute and all.. in a twink kinda way. But I find him really annoying. He’s a cute little white 16 year old Canadian kid acting like a gangsta poser. Now, don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against the whole gangser rap scene, just not with a scrawny little white boy. Him singing with Sean Kingston is just laughable.

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