My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would be hitting Lord Jesus Christ himself. It happened to poor Brittany Cantarella in lesbian capital of the world Northampton, Massachussetts. According to the AP:
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ.
Dios mio! Well, not to worry– I’m sure he’ll be fine in three days or so.
[AP, thanks to Michael S. for the tip…]