I would never celebrate anyone’s personal tragedy, so let’s take brief a moment to :’-( over Mark-Paul Gosselaar‘s very sad separation from his wife, Lisa-Ann Russell.
Okay, now that I’ve wiped my tears away, yay!, this means my first love Zack Morris is single and looking again! What better way for a hunky and famous single daddy to nurse his broken straight heart than by finding new love in the arms of a man?! Me!
Now if only I could find the number for that giant cell-phone he carries around everywhere…